So on New Year's eve I went to some retarded show but I got in free so it was okay. Long gone are the days of being on the guest list, now I paint fake handstamps on my grubby mitt to get in. I can't tell if my life is getter better, or so incredibly worse that I can't even see it happening. Anyway, we were driving around and there was this cable car on wheels thing blasting "OPP" and "The Thong Song." It was pretty great. And then we saw this guy with puke all over his leg, and a girl passed out in the puke. So we took pictures. And here I am today, to present it to you.

Anyway, the friday fives really suck, but at least they motivate me to update. So why don't you make up your own five questions and post them in the comments, and maybe I will answer them in the manner to which you have become accustomed. Deal?
does the discoloUration on the rails suggest a particularly projectile nature to the vomiting?
k | January 6, 2003 8:16 PMCool beans like the site :)
Violent J | January 5, 2003 3:29 PMI love that Abraham Lincoln seems to be in the background of the puke picture.
Also, I'm curious about he Motorcycle question.
Eric | January 4, 2003 9:13 PMI tried to buy you a present, but it's backordered. I promise I did Lina. You know I love you with an unrequited love.
My 5 questions to you:
Train A leaves NYC at 3pm traveling 60 mph. Train B leaves Philadelphia at 2pm traveling 55 mph. Which arrives in Idaho first?
Have you ever jumped from an airplane?
Was it in flight at the time?
Have you ever driven (not just ridden on) a motorcycle?
What went through your mind immediately after getting your first tattoo?
Michael | January 4, 2003 3:51 PM