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I want to be your Joey Ramone.

So no news is good news right? The only things that have happened to me lately are ridiculous or boring. The best thing has been the fact that the cursed mouthwash, yes the mouthwash I blinded myself with by trying to take off my eye makeup with by mistake, seems to have dumped itself out all over my bathroom. Although I don't want to clean it up, it seems like just retribution for damaging my delicate ocular cavaties. I'm dumping that hippie all natural crap and going back to listerine. That bottle doesn't look anything like eye makeup remover.

Today in my class I almost got jumped by a gang of angry militant lesbians for suggesting that it might be more appropriate to read Hemingway in a survey of American literature than to read texts that pertain exlusively to that of the transgendered person. If you want to spend your whole life reading and re-reading Stone Butch Blues, be my guest. They made a freaking major for that, it's called Women's Studies!! Get out of my English department! They would have scratched my eyeballs out, but luckily none of them had nails (subtext).

There are many wonderful things about going back to school as an "older" person. I am more dedicated to my schoolwork, I am there by choice rather than as a means to escape my parents, etc. But it is really fucking hard to deal with 18 and 19 year olds that have no life experience other than eating pussy their first semester away at college. I got pissed off about the same thing in August. I guess things don't change much in Lina-land.

Believe it or not, I actually feel really calm right now. This may be because I bought a pack of cigarettes. I feel good about it. Life is grand. ;)

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Try dealing with them *after* they graduate and still haven't eaten pussy for the first time.

This is kind of exclusive to those of us who work in video games though...after four years of comp. science, we're not used to seeing the female species while we're at a computer (other than while looking at porn).

What the blazes is a ‘LUGS’? I don’t think we have those over here? I love girls mind, even if they’ve loved girls themselves. Perhaps because of it? Fab.

I love queers. I don't particularly like LUGS, especially the ones that are trying to ruin *my* education. If I recall, you used to get annoyed at similar things when you were at SLC, Franny. ;)

I feel a lot of queer anger in that post...subtext?

Smoking is good. Everyone should smoke. It's good for a sore throat, and makes you look cool. Perhaps you should smoke on your webcam. I like to smoke weed, because I know my manager checks my web site (www.carrier-media.co.uk) to see what iffy freelance work I’m up to?

subtext....


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