February 2003 Archives

Here are some things I want to do in the big apps:

lawrencejdixon: what color panties are you wearing? Or is that too forward?
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
lawrencejdixon: I don't like "auto-response"

BobUniverse: hi
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
BobUniverse: what?
BobUniverse: who are u?
BobUniverse: hello
BobUniverse: :'(
BobUniverse: fu
BobUniverse: bye
BobUniverse: yo
BobUniverse: hi
BobUniverse: hey
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
BobUniverse: fuck u
BobUniverse: yo

ThumbeLinaLZ: why dont you wanna talk to me?
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
ThumbeLinaLZ: ok my name is Lina I swear and for proof you can tell by my sn thumbeLINAlz
ThumbeLinaLZ: i was just seeing if anyone would have the sn of Lina
ThumbeLinaLZ: I cant believe that you have the same name as me i have never met any1 else with that name
ThumbeLinaLZ: Hey Lina, my name is Lina 2 i swear no crosses count!!!!!!!!!!!

clayton skaggs: aunt lina
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
clayton skaggs: CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER

p.s. speaking of sex offenders, visit cam mafia RIGHT NOW.

Other Lina: "What do you write about on there?"
Me: thinking: quick! try not to sound like a stalker! "Um, well, I wrote about you, I mean, uh, how I met another Lina and, uh, it's all in good fun I'm not crazy, I swear. hahaha"

So I went on to tell her how I had written that when I heard that there was going to be another Lina in my class I had hoped she would be short and stout ala a little teapot. And then I explained to her that I had decided that would be a bad idea.

Other Lina interjected and said, "because that would bring down the value of Lina."

Now, as you may recall, this is the PRECISE wording I used to explain why I was glad Other Lina was not homely. At first I thought perhaps Other Lina had already found my webpage and was stalking me, and not the other way round for once, but no. We, the Linas, had a psychic connection that caused us to think in the same, albeit slightly insane, way.

Take this as a warning people, your complete and total subjugation is at hand.

If perhaps, you think that getting me a birthday gift may spare you, you couldn't be more right! Get ready folks, 03-03-03 is rapidly approaching and I couldn't be more depressed about it.

dreamsyannie: hello

Auto response from Lina: never trust a big butt and a smile.

dreamsyannie: hello
dreamsyannie: is this lina yoo
dreamsyannie: a 5th grader
dreamsyannie: korean
dreamsyannie: hello?
dreamsyannie: ugh

Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.

Things written on the conversation hearts: h8 u, tits n ass, butt plug, oh jesus, im a cock, glove love, not that hole, $$ shot, sugar daddy, on yr knees, ow, safe word, pop, r those real?, more, fist fuck, blue balls, rim job, soft cock, finger bang, anal4u, glory hole, is it in yet?, dirty pillows, half n half, cock block, home run, plug it up, booty call, milf, spit or swallow, oral fix, dry hump, <3 amputees, beat off, bikini week, cock sucker, dental dam, limp dick, not there!, golden showers, frottage, necro, chili dog, cumshot, eat me, x, sex bomb, just friends, half master, boff me, hard on, boner, dirty sanchez, fish hooks, pink sock, third base, foot fetish, nail me, pvc, ho bag, low hangers, suck toes, tea bag, circle jerk, butt luv, 3some, ram rod, cock ring, snail trail, shoot, doggy style and
i loathe you.

To see my valentine update from last year, check out let me get my hands on your mammary glands.

I'm going to go die now.

I want to update but I just don't have anything to say. Isn't that frustrating?

I just got back from my screenprinting class. After being there for 10 and half hours. Nightmare. My back hurts from standing the whole time, and I am covered from head to toe in ink. But I finished my project, which ended up being valentines. You will all see my work (which shows definite signs of genius) around the 14th, if I haven't slit my wrists yet.