Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
SabapathyR: you could have just said that before
lawrencejdixon: what color panties are you wearing?
Or is that too forward?
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
lawrencejdixon: I don't like "auto-response"
BobUniverse: hi
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
BobUniverse: what?
BobUniverse: who are u?
BobUniverse: hello
BobUniverse: :'(
BobUniverse: fu
BobUniverse: bye
BobUniverse: yo
BobUniverse: hi
BobUniverse: hey
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
BobUniverse: fuck u
BobUniverse: yo
ThumbeLinaLZ: why dont you wanna talk to me?
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
ThumbeLinaLZ: ok my name is Lina I swear and for
proof you can tell by my sn thumbeLINAlz
ThumbeLinaLZ: i was just seeing if anyone would
have the sn of Lina
ThumbeLinaLZ: I cant believe that you have the
same name as me i have never met any1 else with that name
ThumbeLinaLZ: Hey Lina, my name is Lina 2 i swear
no crosses count!!!!!!!!!!!
clayton skaggs: aunt lina
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
clayton skaggs: CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER
p.s. speaking of sex offenders, visit cam mafia RIGHT NOW.
there's the dry hump dress again...
ernster | February 27, 2003 5:10 PMDo ya think he's gone?
k | February 27, 2003 6:20 AMDammit. Now I'll have to abandon my BobUniverse account and come up with a new one.
steveo | February 24, 2003 2:18 PMOuch.
pete | February 24, 2003 11:43 AMcamera changes... i'm not the only one who can't sleep tonight...
ernster | February 24, 2003 1:47 AMOh Michael, it's not easy being Lina.
Lina | February 24, 2003 12:52 AMPete. You are an old, bald pisser. I know your family tree must resemble a stump but you should be able to tell who your own fucking aunt is.
Maybe you were attempting 'a subtle' of humour? Oh yes. I get it now. You da funnyman. Har har har.
And what kind of family shares it perversions with each other? Dude, that is fucked up.
You want a present? How about fucking off and leaving the rest of the world in peace?
You tit.
ps. I know that's not really a present for you, per se, however it is a present.
Signed,
The rest of the planet.
I FUCK ARSES | February 23, 2003 5:45 PMI've been chatting with my sister, and I showed her your site. Are you sure you’re not our Aunt Linda? She noticed the spelling change but I explained that this was a subtle of hiding your identity?
pete carrier | February 23, 2003 3:18 PMYou don't have a pink cardi do you?
Like a little gin in the early afternoon?
Surrounded by cats? Or something like it?
It really is you isn’t it?
Can I have my present now?
What is it?
Is this all that your fans have become to you? Instead of letting us live vicariously through the wonder that is Lina we only get to see your Autoresponses?
I still love you though.
Michael | February 23, 2003 4:46 AM