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I want to update but I just don't have anything to say. Isn't that frustrating?

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1. Have you ever slept outside? Passing out after a night of drinking doesn't count.

Yes, many times.

2. What languages do you speak?

None. English, barely. I've taken German three times and can barely say "hallo."

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Describe if yes.

Recently, I was part of a group that called the local nurse advice line of the local health care provider and asked if there were any dangers to putting ice in one's rump. I don't know if it was a prank call though, because there were interested parties present who really wanted to know.

4. How many jellybeans fit in a 1 liter jar (assume a square liter jar and jellybeans of 1 cm diameter and 1.5 cm long.)

Didn't we already go over math being a tool of the oppressive caucasian patriarchy?

5. Why are you in college?

I'm too tired to answer this. So I can make my mommy proud?

You could try requesting questions like last time.

1. Have you ever slept outside? Passing out after a night of drinking doesn't count.

2. What languages do you speak?

3. Have you ever made a prank phone call? Describe if yes.

4. How many jellybeans fit in a 1 liter jar (assume a square liter jar and jellybeans of 1 cm diameter and 1.5 cm long.)

5. Why are you in college?

Shit, Lina! What's the point of the internet if you don't update?

Me too. Writers block. Ummmmmmmmm.........can't think of anything else.

Didn't see the dress, so can't comment on dry humping you. I'm a perpetual victim of writer's block, so you have my sympathy.

that would be the dress to dry hump you in. of course, i'm sure it'll change on the webcam before you read this.

 

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