Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.
Things written on the conversation hearts: h8 u, tits n ass, butt plug, oh jesus, im a cock, glove love, not that hole, $$ shot, sugar daddy, on yr knees, ow, safe word, pop, r those real?, more, fist fuck, blue balls, rim job, soft cock, finger bang, anal4u, glory hole, is it in yet?, dirty pillows, half n half, cock block, home run, plug it up, booty call, milf, spit or swallow, oral fix, dry hump, <3 amputees, beat off, bikini week, cock sucker, dental dam, limp dick, not there!, golden showers, frottage, necro, chili dog, cumshot, eat me, x, sex bomb, just friends, half master, boff me, hard on, boner, dirty sanchez, fish hooks, pink sock, third base, foot fetish, nail me, pvc, ho bag, low hangers, suck toes, tea bag, circle jerk, butt luv, 3some, ram rod, cock ring, snail trail, shoot, doggy style and
i loathe you.
To see my valentine update from last year, check out let me get my hands on your mammary glands.
I'm going to go die now.