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V-Day 2003.


Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.

Things written on the conversation hearts: h8 u, tits n ass, butt plug, oh jesus, im a cock, glove love, not that hole, $$ shot, sugar daddy, on yr knees, ow, safe word, pop, r those real?, more, fist fuck, blue balls, rim job, soft cock, finger bang, anal4u, glory hole, is it in yet?, dirty pillows, half n half, cock block, home run, plug it up, booty call, milf, spit or swallow, oral fix, dry hump, <3 amputees, beat off, bikini week, cock sucker, dental dam, limp dick, not there!, golden showers, frottage, necro, chili dog, cumshot, eat me, x, sex bomb, just friends, half master, boff me, hard on, boner, dirty sanchez, fish hooks, pink sock, third base, foot fetish, nail me, pvc, ho bag, low hangers, suck toes, tea bag, circle jerk, butt luv, 3some, ram rod, cock ring, snail trail, shoot, doggy style and
i loathe you.

To see my valentine update from last year, check out let me get my hands on your mammary glands.

I'm going to go die now.

21 Comments

Oh, I love you Lina. Come to me my baby?!

It's a Strawberry Shortcake bike, no less.

you have a bicycle randomly standing in your room. that is the greatest thing i've ever seen!

????????

!!!!!

i've been good

kin ye till whit it is yit?

defacing your blog to teach you a lesson

fix it real good

fixED!!!!!

fixed?

does it normally say Can't find included file 'read.html' when you comment

broken

Even though Valentines Day has passed, I still love Lina.

Can we have another leg shot?

Happy Valentines Day Lina! I love you too. BTW, nice legs.

I love you too : )

dude. Thats the best valentine E-VER.

Remember- tonight when youre out looking for dick, give the businessman a chance. Then report back to me. Thx.

Pink Fishnets!!

I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of.

And you missed out stoolpusher. Would that have fitted?

<3 <3 <3 <3

 

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