-Best Shot in my riflery class (that's guns, kids) at summer camp.
-Most Talkative in my 8th grade yearbook.
-Gold Medal in the Booty Olympics.
-"Top 10 Worst Driver I've Ever Seen (but top 10 best at backing up in a straight line)" - My driver's ed teacher from when I was 16.
-Third Place in the middle school poetry contest where I wrote about how much I love my parents.
-Blue Ribbon in the greased pig contest.
Will think of more later. Have had a very successful life. My Mathletes team always won.