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like it's 1999.

Yo. The other day I got to second base with my gynocologist and she said to me, "You have the most approachable cervix ever!" Actually, it might have been "accomodating," but I know it began with an A and was complimentary. Basically, I have an adorable cervix. And no, you can't have pictures.

So I am in nyc right now. Good times! I just didn't want you all to think I was dead. I'm having a great time, and will post some pictures when I get back home. It's nice to be here as a tourist, I actually like it. Does that make sense?

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Did I slander? I didn't think I did. I certainly didn't mean to be slanderous. I'm sorry.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I hope that when the pie of retribution is cut, and slices dished out it will be taken into consideration that I chose not to slander your cervix. :D

I would have said adorable, though.

abused?

aromatic?

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Sorry, Lina... I have nothing better to do. Really.

I think it was attractive or perhaps appealing. And anyone that corrects my 4am spelling is l-a-m-e. :*

audible?

As I said, I'm a fool... actaully, she must have, had to have said "amazing."

Abercombe and Fitch?

acoustic?

analicious?

more like accommodating, clint.... :)

perhaps.. acquiescent?

I am a fool, but...
"accomodating"

accessible?

 

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