Here's a funny story that my friend, let's call her "Jamie," told me the other day. And no, it's not really me. I do have friends, really.
So, Jamie goes to get her HIV test done recently. She tells the guy who is administering her test about her risk factors, which includes a couple of episodes of unprotected sex. He asks her if this decision making was the result of drug or alcohol use. No, Jamie says, she actually hasn't had even so much as a drink in five years, when she quit drinking and doing drugs in her early twenties. She also mentioned that she quit smoking last year. Her tester seemed shocked. He couldn't believe that a girl so young could have so few vices. He said to her,
"You don't drink, you don't do drugs, you don't smoke--Jeez, what do you do for fun?"
Jamie deadpanned, "I have unprotected sex."
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Jess | November 3, 2004 6:17 PMHmm, whats Jamies email address ;)
Brian | April 13, 2003 7:58 PMI see you have learnt to spell, Pete. Now you need to discover the cure for male pattern baldness, the recipe for Slim-Fast and a personality which doesn't make people want to piss on your grave.
Have a nice daaay.
I FUCK ARSES | April 10, 2003 7:07 AMWhen does Saddam Hussein have his lunch?
k | April 1, 2003 11:56 PMWhen Tariq Aziz.
I don't think I've ever heard someone use "deadpan" in a conversation before. You used it very well.
I hope "Jamie" is doing well.
Michael | March 31, 2003 4:15 PMdid you do any drug anytime in tha past?what about casual unprotected sex?for any reason? what do you do for fun?do you have real friends?
randu | March 31, 2003 4:00 PMLina. Is that a nurses uniform you've got on?
Pete | March 31, 2003 1:07 PMNow that's funny. Any kind of sex would be nice.
Now where is my foul-mouthed nemesis?
Pete | March 31, 2003 11:49 AM