Then, on Saturday, my parents gave me 3 pounds of candy (which you can multiply by three and add to my ass) and we went grocery shopping together. This inspired me to have a dinner party, and with my father playing sous chef, it made it that much easier. I think I pulled it off pretty well. I made a piece of pork that was bigger than my entire head, among other things. I've decided I must start entertaining more often, and in order to further this end I went and bought two bottles of sparkling apple juice (no one says I don't know how to PARTY).
Today for Easter Olive and I celebrated by going to the sex store, but were sadly disapointed to find that the resident perverts were celebrating the resurrection of our Lord instead of selling porn and vibrators as usual. I also got in a screaming match with a psychopath about a parking space which attracted hordes of bystanders. I think my argument carried considerbly more weight since I was wearing pink heels. By the time I got home to work on my Jonbenet art project, I was exhausted. Not too exhausted though to call in to the local radio station to win free tickets to the sold out Ladytron show next weekend. The whole escapade was rather thrilling, and the fact that I ended my evening with a giant dog named Judas on my floor only made it that much more exciting. Back to work now.
yes this is my live debute on your site. can i sometime have a cute looking picture on here? i feel i am aways weird looking in some way.
l i N a | April 29, 2003 2:55 PMDear God, The Other Lina has finally arrived!!!@!!!!@@!@!!!!
Lina | April 29, 2003 12:41 PMdear lina cesar is not a cadillac he is a buick.
l i N a | April 29, 2003 12:39 PMi give up.
fin.
k | April 29, 2003 5:34 AMI like Sugar Gliders - Do you remember the Mahnamana song from the muppets? I got this funny movie on my site of Sadam -bush-blair singing it -
Your site has a lot of content and kept me busy for a long time - Thanks
Star
Star Carlton | April 28, 2003 6:01 PMThat dog's got a face like a bitch. ha ha, get it? A bitch. God I crack me up..... Bye. (sorry)
Tom | April 25, 2003 8:46 AMSomething we should all learn to do properly:
http://cartalk.cars.com/DopeSlap/technique.html
Michael | April 23, 2003 5:00 PMSo anyway, in the end they backed out of the dick pics. Once one got the willies the rest jumped into line. It was rather a faliure too. Too dark and blurry. Although I did get some very good gay bar art pictures!
k | April 23, 2003 11:36 AMYou see how this could drag down the value of k?
k | April 22, 2003 1:19 AMI like your dog. Is this a permanent feature in the Lina household?
Ember (I'm her human) says hello, or whatever "woof" translates in to.
Michael | April 21, 2003 5:06 PMBald need not imply creepy. Look at me, I'm bald but... Oh nuts!
The Fashion statment can often be the one that wins an argument. I find arguments with other moterists are often won because I'm clad in leather from head to foot. That's not creepy, after all I'm on a motorcycle. Phew
Pete C | April 21, 2003 5:33 AMOh, and I may come back later once the obvious has been posted. I will try to be more entertaining then too.
k | April 21, 2003 2:13 AMHmmm.. creepy bald guys... aint that always the way? Creepy bald guys are always unfunny with clammy fat fingers. My skin is crawling.
And shoes really are that important. I would find numerous sources to back me up, but you just know I speak the truth.
k | April 21, 2003 2:12 AM