Mary's funeral will be, like all good things, held at night, outdoors and with a plethora of candles. She would like her soundtrack to consist primarily of the Birthday Party and GG Allin.
One fellow said that he wanted, among other things, to be set out to sea, wearing a kilt, in a canoe designed and built by some sort of Native American group. We are all hoping that he will be the last to die so none of the rest of us will have to plan his funeral.
My teenage heartthrob said that although he doesn't particularly care about the details of his service, he would like for his eulogy to be read by a stripper wearing pasties. This is the fellow, mind you, that married a stripper while we were still dating (without telling me, no less.)
Although I am sure I am leaving out crucial details of my friend's memorials out (because I don't have the list in front of me); I do have a picture in my mind of precisely what I would like mine to be like.
The only other news in my life is that I need to have an emergency root canal. Anyone want to lend me $2000?
i was kicking your ass before you quit, pussy. i rock at interneting. crawl back to your wonderful real life, adam. feel the shame
clay | July 30, 2003 3:54 AMlina,
XAdamDX | July 29, 2003 10:09 PMdon't forget to have the whole funeral web-cast. remember, if they tilt your head slightly and backlight you, you'll look great on the webcam.
you should also have a chat room set up were you can force the mourners to play online scrabble.
i love you
zack | July 29, 2003 7:14 AMcheer up
fuck root canals!
I'm sending my underware. Now where is that address of yours?
Pete | July 28, 2003 4:43 PMmy favorite t-shirts:
http://www.vintagecoffins.com/tshirt.html
"don't be caught dead without one" (this is the one I own)
"we put the fun back in funeral"
"think INside the box"
Michael | July 27, 2003 12:54 PMwell hey those ideas dont sound as bad!
inna | July 27, 2003 12:50 PMYou can get Caskets that have a special coating on them, so you could write on them with a felt tip pen.
Eric | July 27, 2003 12:02 PMYou could post a photo and I'll print it out for you. Large flash printer at work?!
Personally I'd like to be wrapped in a brown paper bag and tossed onto the tip, after my death. Left out for the "garbage" man, as you chaps would say.
pete | July 26, 2003 5:37 PMLend??? Ahh, I fell for that once before. =[
Compulsive | July 26, 2003 3:15 PMFulminating echoes of an articulate otter, my Mexican-American companion. No more, no less; indeed a conundrum of profound Hellenism.
Lucian | July 26, 2003 8:35 AMI notice you state "in underwear" not "in my underwear". So whose underwear were you planning on wearing in said photograph? There is no point in you wearing my underwear. My underwear is very boring so I'm sure it wouldn't get any votes in the upcoming contest of photos of you clad solely or primarily in underwear. Why isn't there underwear on your Wishlist?
So many questions.
I love you Lina.
Michael | July 26, 2003 5:35 AMgirl im thinkin you need to add a little clause about alfred hoppin up in your casket and ridin that chunky cadaver until some sweet formaldehyde rolls on down your backside, damn. grandfather that motherfucker in cause im feelin it all through the damn procession
alfred | July 26, 2003 12:04 AMPerhaps you should post a series of pictures of you clad solely or primarily in underwear so that we, your adoring fans, could select the photo to be posted in your honor at that final good-bye. You could be the only one in your group to have a funeral at least partially planned as a group activity.
Besides we would all like to see you clad solely or primarily in underwear.
Michael | July 25, 2003 5:27 PM