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not so funny.

I've had a particularly heinous few weeks, which is why I haven't updated. I generally feel that if I don't have anything amusing to say, it's better to say nothing at all. I will, however, try to make light of my problems and share with you some of my recent activities.

On Friday I went to the funeral for one of my old friends. Although not particularly entertaining in itself (funerals are sad, FYI), the event did have its moments. For one, the brother of the deceased propositioned me, suggesting that we engage in coitus in the bathroom of the funeral home. I declined. Also in attendance was a wild-eyed fellow from my hometown whose affectionate nickname is "Satan." He clearly had designs on my tear-stained friend Olive; after the service he approached her and said, "So...what are you doing today?" Tres classy.

Other than that, nothing much to report. Last night I was invited into a hot tub filled with half-a-dozen nearly naked homosexual men. I declined. I've also realized that you haven't really lived until you have been publicly weighed in front of a room of fat women. Today I spent $100 on groceries. It was fabulous.

I will try and update more this week. I appreciate all the support I've been getting in the comments, etc., so thanks. You guys rule (sometimes).

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just one psychosomatic drama after another

Fair play to you. I use my own webspace to vent.
Bless you sweetie. All the best for the comming weeks.

Pete

I do a good impersonation of Jesus. Maybe Satan and I could hang out, go drinking or something...

Does her boyfriend like spinach? That would be really weird.

No, it's Oyl.

SPDIERS GO SWQUISH, LINAI LOVE YOU
BYE
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I'm trying not to be insensitive here, but what is the last name of your friend Olive? Is it by any chance Oil?

 

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