My Mother on my Upcoming Root Canal
My Mom: I think this is one of those situations where it's appropriate to raise your fists to the sky and curse your faggot God.
Frances on Meat
fran: haha
fran: i loved meat when i was 8 too
fran: i used to suck the blood out of steaks
fran: yumma
The Mechanic on my Driving
Mechanic: Well, you might want to tell whoever has been driving your car to STOP RIDING THE BRAKES.
*(this fellow obviously has no experience with CRASHING HIS CAR INTO FOUR OTHER CARS ON THE BAY BRIDGE AND THE RESULTING PARANOIA. fucker.)
riding the brakes... guy has no experience with crashing his car blah blah blah paranoia. ok.. learn to drive.. and if your THAT paranoid about driving then dont drive. keep riding the brakes and they wear down a hell of alot quicker making you not able to stop THUS smashing into cars. dont drive so fast and u wouldnt have to be paranoid about not stopping in time. either way do what cha want just keep lettin them make money off ya for new brakes. ;p lol.
hope u know im just fuckin wit ya. nothin personal
burner | August 9, 2003 8:10 PM | Replythere's a filing fee of $3500, and the deadline is tomorrow. they probably wont return the fee when they see that youre not a resident, and you dont have the required enabling voter petition. good luck with that
clay | August 7, 2003 5:18 PM | ReplyLina
I'm thinking of running for governor of California. Seeing you live pretty close to the capitol, at least closer than I live (Florida), perhaps you an help me out.
Where do I file the paperwork? Maybe I can find this online. Do I need to file in person? Can you do it for me?
Will you be my Lt. Gov.?
Is California residency a requirement?
Can I count on your vote?
Any info you can help me out with is appreciated. Even if you don't want to be LG, at least you can be the CIO or something.
unrequited love always
Michael | August 7, 2003 4:42 PM | ReplyMichael
It's YOUR car, I suggest you drive it the way YOU want to. Besides, the mechanic is making money off of your so-called bad driveing habits, isn't he?
Batcher | August 4, 2003 3:48 PM | Replyi spend my days listening to acoustic billy corgan tracks and wishing i got strangled in my mother's birth canal
zack | August 3, 2003 9:39 PM | ReplyMmmmm, I love rare meat. I think I have Mad Cow. (Slobber, Slobber, Slobber.)
Eric | August 3, 2003 7:23 PM | Replygrrr lina i guess u dont remember m?e???? well, u always were a BITCH
>:( im not giving ur tubesocks back
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audrey solomon | August 3, 2003 6:15 AM | Replyparanoia, shmaranoia. learn to drive properly and the mean old mechanic won't belittle you.
i love you no less than before.
mentat | August 1, 2003 7:11 PM | ReplyThat's the brakes. Er...I mean breaks. See? I can't spell them let alone drive them. Sigh.
Lina | August 1, 2003 6:56 PM | ReplyDid you fix a typo? I would have sworn that "brakes" was spelled "breaks" a day or two ago. That's cheating!
I love you anyway Lina.
Michael | August 1, 2003 6:30 PM | ReplyThere's a fake, duplicate, pretend, cardboard cutout, Pete!!! Arggg!
Down with the copy Petes.
Hic, sorry...
pete | July 31, 2003 3:37 PM | ReplyWow, your back and in full effect!!! Racing cars always eat up brakes! Ramember to weave to warm up those tyres, and braking while your foot is on the 'gas' (see, fluent in American) is sure to get thing up to temprature!! Go girl, go go go!!!
Anyway, you could take what he had to say seriously if he wasn't all covered in oil and greese.
Pete
Pete | July 31, 2003 3:35 PM | Replyomg lina do u remember me? from nyc, u r lina from nyc right??? it's me audrey omg omg i though i lost u forever ;) u r looking so pretty not fat like remember in nyc???? omg! u should come back i found this new place where they have corn dog stand outside of hair parlor you get nails done at the same time its kind of remember down by street of where we took the dog to get its little clothes remember because i took u omg it was so funny remember???
audrey solomon | July 31, 2003 8:34 AM | ReplyI'm all WET & STICKY!
trainable | July 31, 2003 6:48 AM | ReplyGood to see Lina is back on top and posting again. Fuck-aye boy! :-)
Sam Brick | July 31, 2003 4:31 AM | Replyhttp://www.ibcrootbeer.com/
Michael | July 31, 2003 2:10 AM | Replythe only people who should be paranoid are your future victims, female driver. maybe next time you ought to drop some balls before you hop in your tojomobile. fran's a dude
pete | July 31, 2003 1:03 AM | ReplyWhen I got my root canal they gave me these cool drugs and told me not to combine them with alcohol. Which of course was my cue to pick up a six pack on the way home. Understand, I never do drugs and rarely drink anymore (honestly!) so this was an exception. At least the pain was minimized.
Michael | July 30, 2003 5:25 PM | Reply