More exciting than any of these things is the trip to the dentist that I made last week. I had a sort of introductory exam with my new dentist, and along with all the other standard things that dentists do, she instructed me to open my mouth as wide as possible. She then whipped out a metal ruler-like impliment and measured my gaping maw. I said, "So doc, how did I do?" She proceeded to tell me that I, shockingly enough, have the ability to open my mouth wider than the general population.
This, in conjunction with my incredibly inviting cervix, would make me the perfect woman if I would only consent to the voicebox removal surgery. Not yet my friends, not yet.
More news from the therapy front--yesterday I went and signed up for therapy, as I can hook it up for free at school. This is very exciting, because I have been talking about doing this for more than six months. I'm hoping to work through my daddy issues and perhaps get diagnosed with something more exciting than, "hysterical neurosis" or plain old depression (BORING). I had to fill out a form that, among other things, asked why I was choosing to seek therapy at this time.
I wrote, "Because people keep telling me that I am 'crazy.'"
In other news, I have once again crashed my car into another car. In reality, she crashed her car into me, but because I was making left-hand turn, this is my fault according to the police at the scene. Nevermind the fact that she was coming out of a driveway and had about as much right-of-way as a fat woman on a tightrope.
I think K has a point in that I'd much rather be complimented on my genius sense of humor than my rack. Thanks gentlemen.
Lina | September 12, 2003 9:58 AMHang on k, I am a man and my interest wasn't predominantly with Lina's pics, I just wanted her to write another entry. Don't get me wrong, she is a minx, but don't assume all males are a complete waste of time and space.
Sam Brick | September 12, 2003 1:38 AMLina,
Are you intentionally posting a continuing series of high-cleavage content photos of yourself to entertain your biologically irrelevant male audience?
Unrequited love always
Michael | September 11, 2003 4:09 PMMichael
I read the post, and I smile.
I read the comments and I want to hang myself.
The sooner men become biologically irrelevent, the better. Evolution, don't fail me now.
k | September 11, 2003 1:47 PMsee, nobody's watching right now..
and that's why lina is showing cleavage.
ernster | September 11, 2003 10:58 AMSorry, that was meant to be "buy Scrumpy cider" not "but Scrumpy cider".
Sam Brick | September 11, 2003 7:45 AMHey Lina, how's it going over the seas in the USA? U been up to much lately? Hope you are well and stuff :-) Can you guys but Scrumpy Cider over there? I reckon you should give it a go for your next entry. Anyway, look forward to hearing from you.
Sam Brick | September 11, 2003 1:42 AMWe almost have cleavage! woohoo!
6:20pm EST 10 Sep 2003
I love Lina now more than ever
Michael
Michael | September 10, 2003 3:21 PMeveryone else cares about the dicks, faggot.
cecil | September 9, 2003 12:07 PMDuh ... Ok this have nothing to do with the topic ... but i want to ask you Lina, how you make that effect on those filthy pictures at the bottom of the fan signs ??? I don't care about the penis but I'm so curious about how you do that ??? it's cool, and since those are jpg files, there is no flash ... how you did that ??? Can you tell me ??? Please, please, please ...????
Sponge bob | September 9, 2003 4:41 AMdentists. eek. i have a tiny mouth (to match the tiny teeth) it's always a fucking adventure when I have to go... :(
jamiee | September 6, 2003 10:10 PMYou are a hazard!!! Take public transportation from now on! you won't need to pay car insurance anymore if you give up the machine you seem incapable of mastering. Then you won't have to sell pornography to make ends meet. For a change, try and consider other people.
Human | September 6, 2003 4:26 AMWhen are you going to take that classy pic showing how wide you can open your mouth?
Michael | September 3, 2003 5:04 PMLooks like that bitch really smashed you right in. That sucks me babber :-( Still you seem to be holding up pretty good - full throttle Lina, no problem.
Sam Brick | September 2, 2003 2:01 AMyou are crazy.
d | August 31, 2003 10:31 PMHello Lina, I'm sorry to hear about your dental, car,driving and money problems but you are beautiful,sexy and very funny.One or two of which are normally found in a person but seldom all three.SOOOOOO,fix your teeth and car,learn how to drive and good luck on the money,lol.P.S.Could you PLEEEEEEEEEEESE repost that old camcapture of you with the orange in your mouth.It's a classic.
R U FORREAL | August 31, 2003 7:13 PMhey, this is the first time i've been to your site and i think you're hilarius! i love the site, keep up the good work and good luck with everything :)
Laur | August 31, 2003 1:17 PMsubmerge yourself into a dictionary, pete
charles | August 31, 2003 1:08 PMFinally, we can pay to see otherwise covered parts of your body! Yay!
I've got my credit card ready. I guess we need to know at what price naked buttocks?!
Perhaps we'll have to wait until you sumerge, crush or otherwise fragment your little car.
Come on drunken American drivers, here's you target driver. Don't shake our love, up too much, after all a week without updates. Eak!
Pete | August 31, 2003 10:26 AMTo be the prefect women you would have to have your voice box. Or how else could you say, "Yes, Dear" and "Oh that sounds terrible", when I told you about MY day at work.
Eric | August 29, 2003 5:07 PMActually, to be the perfect woman you'd also have to be 3 feet tall and have a perfectly flat head. This way you're just the right height for the jaw thing, and your guy would have a place to rest his beer.
I remember my therapy. I use to tell my therapist that my students hated me. He asked, "Why don't you kill them?"
Just kidding!
I love Lina. No kidding.
Michael | August 29, 2003 4:50 PM