I've also noticed that I wasn't very funny. And basically illiterate. I tend to think of myself as operating on only the most basic level of literacy--since I managed to miss those years of high school where they teach you about grammar and punctuation--and while that is still true, I have definitely improved. Which is nice to know. Going back to college to major in English has been a struggle. I've had people nearly bowl over with laughter as they contemplate my post-graduation job prospects. So at least this last decade of college has done something for me, if only to make my crappy webpage a little more palatable and my descriptions of japscat that much more rich.
In my research I also stumbled upon some of the more "classic" shutitdown posts from the few years such as the infamous post, "Bright Lights, Big Dick in My Ass."
Also, some of my favorite posts are of course, the instant message conversations with my brother.
So, gentle reader, what were your favorite shutitdown moments? I'm sure you have fond memories that can be found in the archives, which I think perhaps should be compiled in a "best of shutitdown" page. Take a moment and make suggestions, or I will have to go back to curling in a fetal position under my desk and crying softly to myself. And we don't want that, do we? It's only Tuesday after all.
I opine that to receive the mortgage loans from banks you should have a great reason. Nevertheless, once I have got a credit loan, because I was willing to buy a bike.
Amie21Glenn | August 28, 2010 4:41 AM | ReplyI've never been to this site before, I came through a link on Rucacam, I've yet to read the site in depth, however initial impressions are great, the layout is very subdued but elegant at the same time, not overbearing like a lot of the sites out there are, anyway essentially I just wanted to say, you have a new fan!
Hummy | August 28, 2003 8:24 AM | Replyboobs!!!! she's showing her boobs again!!!
i told you!!!!
ernster | August 27, 2003 1:09 PM | Replyyou need your lip stud back, girl
franny | August 26, 2003 12:58 PM | Replyhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlob
vinton | August 22, 2003 2:30 PM | ReplySTOP IT!,lol.You can't be looking that great so early in the day.WOW.You look sensational in that camcapture that's up right now.Excuse me,I have to take a cold shower. RU
ruforreal | August 22, 2003 6:13 AM | ReplyWell, my favorite has to be this one:
http://www.shutitdown.net/archives/000013.html
See, because that's probably one of my fondest memories -- and to have it archived digitally is indescribably fabulous.
Fran | August 21, 2003 3:38 PM | Replythere, see? she did it again... areola and everything..
aww.. you missed it...
ernster | August 21, 2003 2:25 PM | ReplyPete. Would you please just fuck off and die somewhere else?
Invertibrates are not meant to use the internet. There should be a law.
Seriously.
k | August 21, 2003 1:26 PM | ReplyI've enjoyed reading Lina's reflections and most of the comments the last few months...and the "approachable cervix" is a great story...also the comments from you Mom about you upbringing was great...also the recent "Bases" discussion was funny... as far as flashing...it's overrated... a great "tease" is what brings out the troops...(...and very few camgirls I've ever seen have been very good at that) Laters.... E
Elden | August 21, 2003 5:13 AM | ReplyLina does flash, almost everytime she has the cam running...
...but she times it between captures. Ever the profecional. Now lads, what a thought that is?!
Pete
Pete | August 20, 2003 4:21 PM | ReplyLina! You? ...and Adam Ant fan? that toy gun wielding has been!
Ha ha ha. Brillant, Exibit A, that your not cool after all.
Pete
Pete Carrier | August 20, 2003 4:15 PM | ReplyKeep dreaming boys, never happened. ;)
Lina | August 20, 2003 1:24 PM | ReplyWait a minute, Lina herself has flashed? How come I didn't get to see this? If anyone has these wondrous photos, they must be sent to me immediately!
I love you Lina.
Michael | August 20, 2003 1:16 PM | Replymy god, sir, how dare you? how dare you indeed
charles | August 20, 2003 6:07 AM | Replynice work but Lina's a full throttle kinda gal and I reckon she loves it.
Sam Brick | August 20, 2003 5:57 AM | Replydamn, sam, you didn't have to go for cheap shots. you have probably ruined this young woman's self-respect along with any future hopes she had for this site. that shit is just barbarous. my guess is that this emotionally volatile person is going to break into tears upon reading what you have said. she undoubtedly puts a good few minutes of work into this every week or month maybe. does it make you feel good to force tears from people with modest mental faculties? be proud of yourself, you'll be the only one. so cheers, asshole
charles | August 20, 2003 4:56 AM | Replywell, your brother's sean connery site comes to mind....
and the rare boob flashes you've done in the past. ;)
ernster | August 20, 2003 2:02 AM | Replyoh yeah, "deep-butt slut" will always stay with me.
Sam Brick | August 20, 2003 1:58 AM | ReplyI agree, this is just like a re-run show. Don't get me wrong, its a great re-run. I have been reading your site for a while now and it does rock. But go out and drink a load of cider, preferably scrumpy cider, and then report back what happens........
Sam Brick | August 20, 2003 1:58 AM | Replyi think most of us are still waiting in disenchanted anticipation of a memorable moment.
clay | August 19, 2003 10:03 PM | ReplyReflections-Squirrel story.RE:Horney Squirrel-- Great story Lina, but this was obviously a very horney female squirrel who jumped off when she discovered you didn't have any NUTS. PS:You ARE funny,you ARE beautiful,you ARE intelligent and you especially ARE VERY SEXY.Have a good time here.
ruforreal | August 19, 2003 6:30 PM | ReplyI enjoyed the "repressed Memories" b/c it reminds me of the times of when I like to say "remember when...?" all the time
I went through a Jesus Porn phase, so I really enjoyed the "Baby Jesus" and "I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally, don't you?" episode. I emailed the link to the porn toys to my dad. He laughed so hard!
"Funeral Plans" hit the spot for me on putting fun back into funeral. No way some christian relative is going to ruin my exit!
Or the craziness in "the goat explained it remember?" & "Sodomy and priss" I love that shit!
The list can go on and on- but these poped in my head right away. Lina, you totally rock and I love you. Keep sharing your adventures cuz mine sucks.
Bia | August 19, 2003 5:44 PM | ReplyThis is just like one of those compalation, memory filler shows. Lina! Tut tut.
Go out and get into some adventures, go on. Don't just sit there, crash a car or sleap with a rock start?
Line of coke?
No? Sorry.
Pete Carrier | August 19, 2003 4:01 PM | Reply...and, and the cheeky bugger didn't stick around when I picked up a camera.
Pete Carrier | August 19, 2003 3:55 PM | ReplyAttacked by a squrrel, Pah!
I was woken yesterday morning by a scrbbling noise, and there sitting on the window ledge (inside) was a house breaking grey.
I looked at him.
He looked at me.
I blinked and wondered if I was awake.
...and he returned to eating a nut. then he stuffed he's silly fuzzy head back into the bag I keep to fill the bird feader. Breaking and entering, and theft. Better tha nstreet robbery I guess?
Peter Carrier | August 19, 2003 3:53 PM | ReplyMichael, you sir, have just set the bar for the comments on this post.
You people may try to be as thorough as Michael and my guess is you will fall flat. Prove me wrong, dear god, prove me wrong!
Lina | August 19, 2003 2:33 PM | ReplyYou mom's use of pudendum is forever etched in my psyche
http://www.shutitdown.net/archives/000140.html
And then your mom commented on your upbringing
http://www.shutitdown.net/archives/000141.html
I like your mom
Nice boobs with your name written on them are always appreciated
http://www.napanet.net/~lina/img/fansigns/4eva.jpg
Answering my questions was nice
http://www.shutitdown.net/archives/000153.html
OK maybe that one wasn't really that good. The best posts don't involve me.
You approachable cervix might be the all time winner
http://www.shutitdown.net/archives/000173.html
Michael | August 19, 2003 2:28 PM | ReplyAlthough not as cool as your cervix, I still think this is the coolest song ever
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm