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Not my fault.

Well, well, well, what a turn of events we have had here in the shutitdown world this past week. As you know, my driving skills can only be described as "challenged." So when I got into this last accident, although it was not my fault, I accepted that I must, in some cosmic way, be to blame. So when I got a phone call a few days ago from the officer who responded to the accident, I was pretty surprised. Between bites of his doughnut he said to me, "Well, I know you were pretty upset at the scene of the accident. You said it wasn't your fault a number of times. So I decided to consult with some of my colleagues with more experience in the field and we went back to the intersection, and we have determined that you are correct. You were not at fault." Although I am in a fiction writing course this semester, this last paragraph was not an assignment for that class. It's all true. Let me summarize. A cop admitted he was wrong. I was in a car accident that was not my fault. It's like some tectonic plate under the earth shifted and all of a sudden I was caught in some parallel universe where things--unlike in my regular day-to-day life--were as they should be. So now I am going to have the riches of the insurance company and hopefully a golden tiara at some point soon.

Regarding the therapy, so far my therapist has decided one crucial piece of information about me. I need too much outside validation. And I haven't even told her about the webpage yet... Imagine?

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Very worrying thing I have just seen not once but a few times!! You wearing an HUMAN LEAGUE T-SHIRT.....Have you just discovered this Band from Sheffield with its 80s Electro Pop Tunes and catchy choruses??? Another thing you seem to have aged greatly (I mean that in a nice way!!) :) Your hair colour me thinks is the factor. Its been a few months since I have seen your site for several reasons. One is my company has your sited banned cos of its sexual content!!! Mail me sometime as you havent thanked me recently for your blender!!! ;)> laters....

Lina dressed up = WOW,SMOOOOOCH

Wow your incredibly inviting cervix!???
Sounds like a home for the Incredable Shrinking Man
MMMmm... Moist & Meaty
It a home and a meal.. All-In-One

¡hola, lina! ¿usted tiene quizá una hermana que no sea tan fea como usted? usted es poco un demasiado masculino para mi gusto...

hey lina, i noticed you have rehab haikus (very amusing btw). when were you in rehab?

Am I the only one that thinks IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE what Lina wears,what her hair looks like,what time of the day it is,how many accidents she's in,where she gets or what she does with her money,SHE'S JUST SIMPLY SEXY.

students who are attempting to receive health, law, or mental health degrees do workshops for students, of the same school, who request their services. if a therapist had zero social experience when they popped out of higher learning, you would be disappointed with their communication and defense dismantling abilities.

i'm not going to argue with you about this, bud.

shit, i had enough for tuition and food and rent with my stafford loan, my scholarship and my pell grant. i didn't have enough for therapy...

how does the school allow that? isn't that misappropriation of funds?

oh, and it's not your fault...

ernster, it comes free with my college tuition. you know, the ones i pay with scholarships. ;)
spongebob, just look at the source code.
everyone else, thanks for the comments. and i'd like to assure you that i am a GREAT driver.

I think you should start wearing a helmet..for saftys sake,and people on the road will think your nuts and stay away from you! Great Pic though!! love the site. been lurking for about a...well awhile. have a great week/weekend or 2weeks..till ya update again. have a good one of those.
Brian

RE:Current cam shot== GORGEOUS AND CLASSY

Hey, there's a banged up car in that picture. I never noticed that before! I saw Lina right away of course (who didn't?), but how did you all notice the car?

I love Lina
Michael

Ok i ask you AGAIN this have nothing to do with the topic ... but i want to know Lina, how you make that effect on those filthy pictures at the bottom of the fan signs ??? I don't care about the penis but I'm so curious about how you do that ??? it's cool, and since those are jpg files, there is no flash ... how you did that ??? Can you tell me ???????? I want to learn :(

Only lina could get in a traffic accident and have people tell her she looks hot

how is it that you need money for things like books, food, dvd's and the like but you have enough money for a therapist?

pro bono?

i'll take THE RAPIST for $200.
blow my whistle bitch.

Before I split my wrists.

hohoho.. telling your therapist about this place. She will find years worth or research just looking at the below.

So. I shall stop validating you for a while. Cold turkey.

RE:TheraPEST & outside validation.What's wrong with outsiders telling you that your beautiful, sexy,intelligent/smart,possess a great sense of humor and have a KILLER body.I think you should fix your dentist up with the theraPEST, maybe the two together can get a diagnosis right.I have to go now I'm late for my therapy session.GRRRRRREAT LEGS. RU PS: Sorry about the double click on the last post, I had a problem concentrating.

Car accident? Forget the body of the car,catch the body on Lina.Great long legs Crash,I am happy for you that things are breaking your way.Have a good one.

Car accident? Forget the body of the car,catch the body on Lina.Great long legs Crash,I am happy for you that things are breaking your way.Have a good one.

You make that car look good! I wish I had special powers like that!

Bad cop, no donut!


Unrequited love always
Michael


 

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