Last night was the other Lina's birthday. Well, I suppose it was actually all day, but since I couldn't be there for the entire 24 hours, I'm only going to acknowledge the eve of the anniversary of her glorious birth. I'm primarily mentioning this as a shoutout to the other Lina, and as a vehicle to post this picture on my site. She seems to be under the impression that I only post unflattering pictures of her. Not unflattering, in my opinion, but definitely variations on a theme. Speaking of themes, I also got her a couple of things of lipgloss for her birthday, including Urban Decay's Triple-X (XXX) shine. This is the stuff that my friends affectionately refer to as "cock-sucking gloss." We also made her a shirt that says, "The most influential Swede in San Francisco," which you can see pictured above. She's looking for information on the CEO of Ikea, because if she lives in San Fran also, Lina is planning on mud-wrestling her to make sure she maintains her title of most influential Swede. All I can say is that I hope I have my video camera for that rumble.
Speaking of which, I've now completed my third video for my Video Production class. So far, they've all involved slight perversion, and tube socks. These (and sugar, spice, everything nice, etc.) are a few of my favorite things.
As of late, there have been mainly colors fighting for control of my eyelids. Blue had its heyday last year, and for the last six months a sort of purpley-lilac has been winning the battle. That's because I was eating popcorn watching Traci Lords pornos and taking copious notes on the actresses' makeup, and I decided that lavender eyeshadow was the way to go. Then, after recently reading Traci's autobiography and realizing that I was being a bad person by watching her pornos, I decided to alter my appearance to reflect my change of heart. I did this by purchasing a $3 box of glory--mint eyeshadow, which I've been layering with gold. Don't let anyone tell you that I'm not a real classy broad.
Okay, call me pathetic, but that's basically the most exciting thing that's going on my life. Therapy is exciting as always. This week I found out that in addition to allegedly needing "too much outside validation," I'm a perfectionist and a "control freak." Sigh.
Hey Lina,
How's it going over there? U okay? Very quiet again........
Sam Brick | October 15, 2003 1:43 AMCURRENT GORGEOUS CAMCAPTURE--OMG,GULP,THIS ONE SHOULD BE YOUR SIGNATURE PICTURE.Anybody who can't get excited about this one is deeply disturbed.Great looks Lina.
ruforreal | October 14, 2003 7:07 PMYes, blue is the best color.
Brian | October 11, 2003 8:11 PMAre comments disappearing? How does that happen? Did I mess a memo?
I still love Lina
Michael | October 11, 2003 5:49 PMMichael
You people have way too much time on your fucking hands...
Go and do something constructive, like looking after sugar gliders, or documenting your art-house movie style lives in a personal website...
Jerome | October 8, 2003 4:39 PMI'd like to publicly welcome back my favorite degenerate psycho from NY. It really is remarkable you don't have sores growing in your mouth yet!
XAdamDX | October 8, 2003 2:12 AMCurrent camcapture----You sure do look even more terrific dressed up.Have a good one.
ruforreal | October 7, 2003 11:05 PM...are you sure the "other Lina" isn't just you with blonde hair???
Kelley | October 6, 2003 3:25 PMhmmmmmmmm
Wish I had video/audio of the therapy sessions :-)
Kelley | October 6, 2003 3:23 PMI'll just settle for the updates however ... missed the camcapture pic ...damn.
er who's serra?
jamiee | October 5, 2003 12:30 PMChangeing my mind on perfectionist;lol.After seeing you in the sunsuit camcapture Im forced to admit you have reached perfection on that capture.Mercy Lina,mercy.Have a great day.
ruforreal | October 5, 2003 8:44 AMNobody asked,but----Perfectionist:Observation---A state we humans will never reach.I believe we should try our very best at everything we do in life,but to burden ourselves and all around us with unnecessay pressure isn't productive or healthy.SOOOOOOO,do your best and BE HAPPY with your effort.
ruforreal | October 1, 2003 10:27 AMI love Lina
Michael | October 1, 2003 1:52 AMGee Pete, that's an interesting way to prove how annoying you aren't.
Lina | September 30, 2003 5:32 PMOh, no not again. I hate that when it happens.
pete | September 30, 2003 4:36 PMOh I'm sorry K, perhaps I posted by accdent, or something.
pete | September 30, 2003 4:35 PMWho is this "K"?
pete | September 30, 2003 4:34 PMI mean I've got to sleap and go to work and stuff, but lina mud-wrestling.
pete | September 30, 2003 4:32 PMI mean mud-wrestling
pete | September 30, 2003 4:31 PMmud-wrestling
pete | September 30, 2003 4:31 PMHmmm...."ground rules"...your so pretty....
Brian | September 29, 2003 4:03 AMWET LOOK CAMCAPTURE--some pictures are worth a thousand words but I'll just say one--MERCY.
ru forreal | September 28, 2003 11:18 PMLina, as a child, it was generally my deepest desire to ride my bicycle onto the top of the local fire department's after-christmas christmas-tree recycling pile. This is where I would hopefully proclaim my love for G.I. Joe. Had I known at the time that Transformers were robots in disguise, more than meets the eye, maybe things could be different between us.
I Wuff Woo Weeena
pechael | September 27, 2003 10:44 PMHoly crap.
Sorry Lina. I was gonna post a semi-humorous comment that accentuated both my youthful lust for life and my daring, rakish wit, but now I'm afraid K might come to my house and beat me up.
steveo | September 27, 2003 8:10 PMSeeing as I get first post, can I lay down some ground rules?
1. Pete. Don't post. Seriously. Just don't even bother.
k | September 27, 2003 7:06 PM2. Michael. Don't finish your post with I Wuff Woo Weeena. It makes you look like a complete gaylord.
3. Discuss the content, not your little adolescent fantasies. Try it, you may like it.
4. Pete. I mean it. Fuck off.
5. Go harrass Serra. Post something mean. It will make me happy, which in turn, will make Lina happy. Don't say where you came from.. that will make you look very gay.
6. Have a nice day.