October 2003 Archives

Lina Squared takes on NYC.

Okay, I guess it is old news now to all of the people that call me harrassing me all the time my friends, but yes, ESL Lina and I took on New York. And I'd say, judging by the fact that we had to buy extra luggage on Canal Street to hold all of the absolutely darling clothing that we purchased, that we won.

I don't really have the energy to post anything right now, or even very often, it seems. Remember when I used to post every day? Those sure were the days.

In the random thoughts department, I hurt my thumb today and it is throbbing. I can't keep my mind off of it. Also, is anyone else totally annoyed by Zagats? I think the reviews are freaking retarded and completely uninformative. This woman I used to work for lived by it though, and would make me make reservations for her at any any resturant that Zagats would write crap about like, "patrons say it's 'homey and fun' but 'expensive and gay.'" It reminds me of this kid Travis in my 9th grade German class who used to put his fingers in the air to make "quotation marks" out of everything he said. It made me LOL.

In other news, my friend Liz needs hosting for her webpage. It's a small page that won't use much bandwidth, not like this monstrosity. Anyway, she's hot and if you offer her server space my guess is that she would be willing to knit you something cool in return. So email me about it, and in the meantime I'll go look for some naked pictures of her.

xo

Constellate net: I emailed you about a FAKE LINA.
Constellate net: Who tried to seduce me AS YOU.
Constellate net:I thought it was great that not only is an ugly girl using your pictures...
Constellate net: For e-seduction...
Constellate net: It's an ugly LESBIAN girl using your pictures for e-seduction.

Read the conversation Cleo had with the imposter here.

Also, you should go visit Douglas who is now reviewing movies publicly, and not just through witty emails to his friends. As you may recall, Douglas has made claims about my behavior in college that I shall not detail here as they have yet to be verified and too many of my relatives read this site. Be assured, however, that the claims are juicy and embarrassing. Douglas also emailed me to assure me that he finds my site, "one of the few I *don't* find completely ranteriffic and self-indulgent." Since this is clearly a lie, it just serves to prove what a good friend Douglas is, even if he sometimes has a few drinks and throws things at me.