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Faking it.

I have much to update about the events of the past few weeks (such as the trip to NYC with the other Lina and getting to watch midget porn in class) but I have just been too busy. However, Cleo over at Constellate.net IMed me today with news that was just too entertaining to not share with you my dear readers.

Constellate net: I emailed you about a FAKE LINA.
Constellate net: Who tried to seduce me AS YOU.
Constellate net:I thought it was great that not only is an ugly girl using your pictures...
Constellate net: For e-seduction...
Constellate net: It's an ugly LESBIAN girl using your pictures for e-seduction.

Read the conversation Cleo had with the imposter here.

Also, you should go visit Douglas who is now reviewing movies publicly, and not just through witty emails to his friends. As you may recall, Douglas has made claims about my behavior in college that I shall not detail here as they have yet to be verified and too many of my relatives read this site. Be assured, however, that the claims are juicy and embarrassing. Douglas also emailed me to assure me that he finds my site, "one of the few I *don't* find completely ranteriffic and self-indulgent." Since this is clearly a lie, it just serves to prove what a good friend Douglas is, even if he sometimes has a few drinks and throws things at me.

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Dear Lina,

I remember of when I attempted to inform you of my website in coffee shop. Do you recall? Possibly you could help me in this situation. Since it was obvious to me, you have stole my trouser briefcase. Obviously the money is important within the mentioned trouser briefcase to you. It, since something I to carrying are in front-over-bent within my bag, is important to me in addition.

Into this further topic a little, I have but two pockets in each pair of trouser. Truly, if I were to hold something in one of two pockets, it would undoubtedly be of grand placement in my daily affairs.

There are, as far as I am aware, two elections. The single beginning option, as there can be only one to prelude the number two, is an instant return of my currency. Option of the proceeding: I find you to use my abilities of the deduction and donate an emperor Broetchen to your furnace.

Get post back immediately.

P.S.
As my English is not of matured, I request of contact to be transacted through my advocate.

Jonas

Hi Lina,
You look super-hot as usual. I hope you are enjoying your Post-NY existance.

i suggest that you requite that love before this shit gets physical. over the internet.

REAL TIME, BITCH

I fixed the link to your site so it no longer says "shititdown.net." My DEEPEST APPOLOGIES to all.

Unrequited love always

Well someone is using you in other ways too...Not only by faking being you...
I got hacked and they added this hotlink from your page for example http://www.napanet.net/~lina/img/fansigns/mydick4.JPG...
(The same page whoever hacked mechanged my email details to the hackers email so that the hacker would get whatever was sent to me instead... and there by faking being me...
Isn't there better places to hack you think?
Pornsites would be a good place to start...

Lina, you must know by now that I love you. Your friend Douglas, however, is another story. He put a link to your site but with a particular Freudian typo that should have him banned from your site. Unless until he fixes it and apologizes.

unrequited love always
Michael

Is imitation a form of flattery? The above post is REALLY FAKING IT!Please leave out any crudity if your going to put my handle on any posts.Let's be sensitive to relatives,friends and especially Lina who will be reading them.The 1st comment was obviously not up to my standards.Your welcome to continue to try however.OH,by the wat Lina,have a great day.

Is imitation a form of flattery? The above post is REALLY FAKING IT!Please leave out any crudity if your going to put my handle on any posts.Let's be sensitive to relatives,friends and especially Lina who will be reading them.The 1st comment was obviously not up to my standards.Your welcome to continue to try however.OH,by the wat Lina,have a great day.

OH GOODNESS, YOU--ABSOLUTE ADVENTURE GOLD!Who could disagree with the classic beauty. Possibility I could one night find a capture of your breastBUT I disagree! -- it could cheat how the essence rolls off of your sculpted cheek bone. OBSERVATION: the ability of you to arouse. might we a fleeting survey of your front bottom - BUT NOT TO CHEAPEN!!When ppl think quality non-erotica, if "lina" doesn't come to mind, I question their claim to humanity.

 

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