November 2003 Archives

So here I am dear reader, updating once again with very little to say. I updated my Yahoo group, but only with a few pictures because Yahoo sucks. Sorry.
Are you all familiar with the particulars of Freddy Krueger's patrilineal line? Basically his mother was a nun who was repeatedly gang-raped by a group of inmates at a facility for the criminally insane. Hence his moniker as "the son of a thousand maniacs." I actually considered being Amanda Krueger for Halloween, but I decided going with "slutty nurse" would be in better taste than "religious gang-rape victim." I did however, go to a midnight showing of my favorite movie, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors. The movie screening was hosted by an actual drag queen who performed a pre-show act where she dressed as a nun and was savaged by a thousand (or five) drag kings. It was an exhilarating experience, and I think I'm a better person for seeing it. I went with my friend Liz, who still needs web hosting, people. Who will host my friend Liz? She's sassy as hell and uses minimal bandwidth. Email me about it.

Halloween, Lina Squared-style.

Here's me and the other Lina on Halloween. Yes, we were "Nurs Lina." What I love about Halloween is not only does it give me the opportunity to dress up, but I get to dress up like a trollop. And as you have probably noticed, I'm not the only one. I went to the Castro in San Fran for a minute, which is like a wretched miasma of cute shirtless gay boys and women dressed like chippies. I was watching them go by me, "Oh, there's a slutty nun, there's a slutty cowgirl, there's another slutty nurse (whereupon I high-fived the other Lina), there's a slutty bumblebee, there's a slutty...what the hey? A slutty Q-tip?" Yes folks, I saw a slutty Q-tip on All Hallow's Eve.

What did I have to say last year about Halloween? Get yer fix. Oh and if anyone cares, I will add some more Halloween photos to the Yahoo group so join now in anticipation.

In other news, my brother finally admitted that he loves me. Good stuff here.

lina: http://www.spanganga.com/darkness_falls.phtml
lina: read the rules about siblings
max: one sec
max: People that have siblings should set up some kind of a call out code in advance.
max: this is fucked up
max: (Bananaslug, kumquat, or something like that is a good codeword)
lina: now listen
lina: as your sister
lina: if i knew that you were going to an orgy
lina: especially one that only had 35 people at it
lina:I'D STAY HOME
max: thanks
lina:
max: thats why you are the best sister ever