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I'm tired right now.

I don't actually have anything to say, but Mary told me to update because she was sick of looking at me and Lina. I suggested that perhaps she should find better things to do at work than visit my webpage on the hour every hour, but she refused to acknowledge my suggestion.

So here I am dear reader, updating once again with very little to say. I updated my Yahoo group, but only with a few pictures because Yahoo sucks. Sorry.
Are you all familiar with the particulars of Freddy Krueger's patrilineal line? Basically his mother was a nun who was repeatedly gang-raped by a group of inmates at a facility for the criminally insane. Hence his moniker as "the son of a thousand maniacs." I actually considered being Amanda Krueger for Halloween, but I decided going with "slutty nurse" would be in better taste than "religious gang-rape victim." I did however, go to a midnight showing of my favorite movie, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors. The movie screening was hosted by an actual drag queen who performed a pre-show act where she dressed as a nun and was savaged by a thousand (or five) drag kings. It was an exhilarating experience, and I think I'm a better person for seeing it. I went with my friend Liz, who still needs web hosting, people. Who will host my friend Liz? She's sassy as hell and uses minimal bandwidth. Email me about it.

15 Comments

update your site you slacker

Come on Lina. Turn it up a notch. I think its time you got back on top and wrote something......anything. How's it going?

Oh dear Lina, you crazy vixen. When will you stop getting yourself into these comical quandaries? ¿Tell me cuando, cuando, cuando? Look how I digress...I should be so fortunate. Lina: Contemporary Lucille Ball? YES! Border town Mexican prostitute that no one will miss when you throw out of a window, after forcible sexual violation, only to discover that she has enough pure will left in her to attempt crawling towards the local constable's office requiring that I take the leap myself, armed with cutlass, in one last gesture to rid the world of the disease known by that name which called forth doth deliver unto putridity? Time will tell.

kisses,
Manuél

My hard drive has been replaced, but the new one is already making noise! And it's only 20GB which isn't even enough to hold my bestiality porn. So I'm still going to try to get the bigger one. I'm a size queen, I guess.

female ejaculation is a mystery

Goodmorning nurse Lina,you look exceptionally terrific today.

dirty dirty rectum. if you've ever played hungry hungry hippos, you'd catch onto the game real quick. four mouths, two pots of chili, one filthy ass

Lina

As I am not even sure what DDR is and I have never played a video game in my entire life, I'm sure Adam is better at games than me.

I love you and I don't play games. That can be taken so many ways.

On a completely different topic, Is your hard drive fixed yet?

Michael

Michael, you are clearly a better friend than Adam. Clearly. He might be better at DDR than you, though.

If I had any testicles, I'd let you emasculate them.

Lina

If I had any video games I'd let you play them. I'd even let you use my vacuum.

unrequited love always
Michael

Adam, you don't let me play your video games, why would I let you use my vacuum?

i cant wait til they throw your hatless butt in jail

Lina-
hey, can i borrow that yellow vacuum in the background of your remote cam picture?
and when does brian get home? i need t-shirts.
Adam

 

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