So here I am dear reader, updating once again with very little to say. I updated my Yahoo group, but only with a few pictures because Yahoo sucks. Sorry.
Are you all familiar with the particulars of Freddy Krueger's patrilineal line? Basically his mother was a nun who was repeatedly gang-raped by a group of inmates at a facility for the criminally insane. Hence his moniker as "the son of a thousand maniacs." I actually considered being Amanda Krueger for Halloween, but I decided going with "slutty nurse" would be in better taste than "religious gang-rape victim." I did however, go to a midnight showing of my favorite movie, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors. The movie screening was hosted by an actual drag queen who performed a pre-show act where she dressed as a nun and was savaged by a thousand (or five) drag kings. It was an exhilarating experience, and I think I'm a better person for seeing it. I went with my friend Liz, who still needs web hosting, people. Who will host my friend Liz? She's sassy as hell and uses minimal bandwidth. Email me about it.
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update your site you slacker
luna | December 3, 2003 10:20 PMCome on Lina. Turn it up a notch. I think its time you got back on top and wrote something......anything. How's it going?
Sam Brick | December 1, 2003 9:34 AMOh dear Lina, you crazy vixen. When will you stop getting yourself into these comical quandaries? ¿Tell me cuando, cuando, cuando? Look how I digress...I should be so fortunate. Lina: Contemporary Lucille Ball? YES! Border town Mexican prostitute that no one will miss when you throw out of a window, after forcible sexual violation, only to discover that she has enough pure will left in her to attempt crawling towards the local constable's office requiring that I take the leap myself, armed with cutlass, in one last gesture to rid the world of the disease known by that name which called forth doth deliver unto putridity? Time will tell.
kisses,
Manuél | November 18, 2003 5:14 AMManuél
My hard drive has been replaced, but the new one is already making noise! And it's only 20GB which isn't even enough to hold my bestiality porn. So I'm still going to try to get the bigger one. I'm a size queen, I guess.
Lina | November 15, 2003 1:35 AMhttp://www.google.com/search?q=lina+the+lesbian+nurse&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off
I find that funny for some reason.
snore | November 14, 2003 9:47 AMfemale ejaculation is a mystery
barnabas collins | November 13, 2003 11:52 PMGoodmorning nurse Lina,you look exceptionally terrific today.
ruforreal | November 13, 2003 2:40 AMdirty dirty rectum. if you've ever played hungry hungry hippos, you'd catch onto the game real quick. four mouths, two pots of chili, one filthy ass
cornelius | November 12, 2003 1:40 PMLina
As I am not even sure what DDR is and I have never played a video game in my entire life, I'm sure Adam is better at games than me.
I love you and I don't play games. That can be taken so many ways.
On a completely different topic, Is your hard drive fixed yet?
Michael
Michael | November 12, 2003 1:57 AMMichael, you are clearly a better friend than Adam. Clearly. He might be better at DDR than you, though.
Lina | November 11, 2003 9:47 PMIf I had any testicles, I'd let you emasculate them.
RYANO! | November 11, 2003 4:34 PMLina
If I had any video games I'd let you play them. I'd even let you use my vacuum.
unrequited love always
Michael | November 11, 2003 3:41 PMMichael
Adam, you don't let me play your video games, why would I let you use my vacuum?
Lina | November 10, 2003 10:10 PMi cant wait til they throw your hatless butt in jail
edward | November 10, 2003 4:35 PMLina-
XAdamDX | November 10, 2003 1:39 AMhey, can i borrow that yellow vacuum in the background of your remote cam picture?
and when does brian get home? i need t-shirts.
Adam