So, the reason I haven't updated is because I have been busy as a MOFO. Have I ever posted the MOFO story? It's good. One that rivals even "Bright Lights, Big Dick in My Ass." Maybe if you beg, I will post it. Anyway. Back to my busy-ness. I'm a senior in college right now and it's the end of the semester. Today was the last day of classes and I am going in to finals. I have been completely overwhelmed and I am seriously considering a murderous rampage, or at least streaking naked through the quad.
What have you missed in the weeks since my last update? Well, I went to a Sharks game and shouted "GOOD HUSTLE!" at the players. It was interesting on many levels. First, they were playing the Leafs. Not the Leaves, but the Leafs. I actually researched this because it drove me insane, and apparently it is correct. Shocking isn't it? It's easy to shock an English major, I guess. It was my first hockey game ever and I think I came up with an idea that could revolutionize the game. If a really, really fat guy, say, morbidly obese was the goalie, and he just lay in front of the goal, his team would surely win as the puck would never be able to penetrate his bulk. This strategy wouldn't work for a game like soccer, where the goal is far larger. But I feel that for hockey it would actually be feasable. For you sports fans out there, would this be legal? Why hasn't someone done this yet? Seriously.
I'll post more once I finish up my finals. Wish me luck!
I'm the one and only Lina.
Lina | January 5, 2004 1:12 AM | Replyget a fucking life you sad bastard
psychodan | December 31, 2003 4:09 PM | Replylina i love you forever and ever. i want to drink your bathwater. because i love you.
lovely love,
luna | December 15, 2003 4:18 AM | Replyluna
Good luck Lina
Michael | December 13, 2003 2:04 PM | Replyhaha. very cute site =) purharhar
michelle | December 13, 2003 11:57 AM | ReplyWow, so have men in your life convinced you to watch hockey just as men in my life have?
Can we make a pact to update our websites, 'cause I'm having trouble.
That's all.
Fran | December 8, 2003 7:31 PM | ReplyAtom And His Package have a song about a big, fat goalie. Really. He weighs 1500 lb. and he plays goalie.
clint | December 7, 2003 2:05 AM | ReplyCollege sucks, because my friends are all in college and are too busy to do anything because of finals and stuff. Even our Lina has been so busy that she can't update.
What a sad world.
Big fat goalie? While it would be legal, it just wouldn't work out. A hockey goal, while not as big as a soccer goal, is still pretty big -- 6'x4'. Take one of those fat people who have been bedridden for years and end up on Springer or Maury... Put him in the crease (the area in front of the net), and I don't care how you position him, he'll still leave a lot of the goalmouth exposed. He wouldn't be able to move his limbs to cover the open spots. I'd rather take aim at a tiny area that is never being covered than a full size goal being covered by Patrick Roy (probably the best goalie ever -- he retired last year). A fit person can stop far more pucks than an obese one.
Meanwhile, I was an English major in college. While "Maple Leafs" is grammatically incorrect, I cannot begin to explain just how dumb "Toronto Maple Leaves" would sound. It's a hockey thing...
Neal | December 5, 2003 7:05 PM | ReplySo, Lina, will you go on to gradual, I mean, graduate school?
I love Lina
Michael | December 5, 2003 3:15 PM | ReplyMichael
i'm going to build a quad in my back yard
oleg | December 5, 2003 2:35 AM | ReplyHey if you streak on campus, will there be a webcam archive of it?? hee hee
ahh the joys of finals week! I don't miss it a bit!!
Good luck!!
Gregoire | December 4, 2003 4:53 PM | Reply