Completely unrelated to school, I've been subpoenaed to testify in a drunk driving case three times this month. Apparently, the driver had a blood alcohol content of like .69 and plans to mount a rousing defense based on the grounds of...what? Well, if being a drunk Mexican in a cowboy hat is a defense for drunk driving, than this man will surely get off. Otherwise, it's to the gulag for him.
In other court related news, I feel the need to torment our good friend, commenter, and possible near-term recipient of a restraining order, Fernando, aka "the true" publicly. As I've banned him from commenting, I'm sure the sense of impotence he will feel in being unable to respond to this post will only do him good, as his potence seems to be a major problem in his life. You see folks, "the true" is not only a troll online, but in real life as well. I don't have time to spew the details now, but they are juicy, and will be coming up on shutitdown eventually. Until then, feel free to make fun of him in the comments.
I will recommend not to wait until you get enough amount of cash to buy goods! You should get the credit loans or financial loan and feel yourself fine
DIANNLeblanc19 | August 10, 2010 8:06 PM | Replynostalgiaraisedstirrings
huh | June 2, 2005 3:30 PM | ReplyFernando's junk is the size of a trolls. He told me. He was like, "Dude, I'm going to Costa Rica." And I was like, "What?" And he was all, "Yeah. That's the only place that the girls won't mind my ridiculously small penis." True story.
Ike | February 10, 2004 7:55 PM | ReplySo did you actually have to testify? Or was it postponed? Most of mine get postponed several times. Also, I average about 6 hours waiting in the hall for every 20 minutes on the stand. A good book helps pass the time. Good luck.
unrequited love always
Michael | February 8, 2004 6:08 PM | ReplyMichael
Poor Fernando. Perhaps he's just missunderstood?
It's happened to me too, my suger covered sex kitten.
Pete
pete | February 7, 2004 3:23 PM | Replyhttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Lina+and+the+midget+hooker&btnG=Google+Search
hmmmm... suspicious
ruth | February 6, 2004 10:01 AM | ReplyWhen you graduate, does this mean I'll get my baked goods as promised?
Compulisve | February 5, 2004 9:09 PM | Replyowned
luna | February 5, 2004 8:07 PM | ReplyMichael. I have been gone a while, and as an optimist I had hoped you had either moved on to pastures which weren't quite so far out of your league, OR learned things. You know, just generally learned things. Yet, still it seems that things such as sarcasm, irony and ARTISTIC LICENSE fly so far over your head, satellites are being knocked out of orbit.
k | February 5, 2004 2:23 PM | ReplySecondly, the 'sense of humour' thing really isn't working out for ya, is it? To split your joke in two, primarily you fail on sheer hilarity, and secondarily you really push the creep, stalker-y buttons.
In fact, the most honest and straightforward part of your comment today was the 'unrequited love always' line. Yes, unrequited. Yes, always.
I didn't think someone could live with a blood alcohol content of .69. Perhaps that was an exaggeration. And you get to test-a-lie, I mean, testify? That's very exciting. Please let us all know how that goes. I was nervous my first time testifying, but have gotten used to it now. I actually have to be conscious of not getting too comfortable with the jury.
unrequited love always
Michael | February 5, 2004 2:04 AM | ReplyMichael