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The big day.

Yes darlings, it is my birthday. This means a few things--I'm a pisces and I'm probably way too old to have a webcam. My big birthday plan is to go roller skating this weekend with some of my alleged "peeps." Ever since the first time I saw Xanadu with the outstanding Olivia Newton-John--or ON-J as we like to call her--I've wanted to be a muse on wheels. I've also wanted to magically have the ability to change outfits 6 -7 times in the span of a single minute, and anyone who has seen my closet can testify that I am making great progress in that department.

Of course though, I am sick! This is the first time I have gotten sick this school year. Last year I got bronchitis on my birthday, which was only massaged into becoming an acceptable situation by the fact that they gave me codeine. So I feel kind of crappy, but I'm sure I won't remember that by the time I get my pictures developed, you know what I mean?

In other news, Fran is taking me to get cupcakes next week. Details to follow. My dad called me yesterday and said, "I suppose this means I am going to have to call you again tomorrow, doesn't it?"

My mother called me to discuss the sheets she plans to get me for my birthday (white 4.5 oz flannel). She was ordering them while she was on the phone with me and said,
"Oh look Lina, we can get them monogrammed for only $5 extra! How about 'RAW DOG'?"
Me: "Uhh..."
Mom: "Ooh or you can do three line, 45 character monogram...How many letters is, Abandon hope all ye who enter here?"
Me: "Uhh..."
Mom: "I know! "Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve!"
Me: "Uhh..."
So I'm off to cry into my hot cocoa but if you think you can do better than sheets monogrammed with "raw dog" from my mother, check out my wishlist. Or, mail me a picture of my name written on your knuckles or something. Party.

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Found your site through blogspot and wanted to say hi

Thanks for the laugh. That story about your mom is too much :) Sorry, I missed your birthday.


peace.
Amend

http://zzt.the-underdogs.org/fora/viewtopic.php?p=21991#21991

Someone has been leeching your bandwith. I just thought it was my duty to inform you of that.

Yup, you've really powered down on the site of late. What you been up to bird?

Please up date. I'm having to switch to (the now famous) http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/

See what you've done. Shame on you

I miss you! :(

Mine was March 5th..

Happy belated b-day

Well, mine was in march 06; turn 25; too old for almost anything but this massacre in my country; I have to learn roller skating. Jesus!, I'm as close to 30 than 20, that song from Smashing Pumpkins '1979' doesn't sound as good as it used to. Well, in the next 2 years I have to write a book, get married, have two children and wake up before 13:00 p.m.

I wanted to write your name on my penis, yet I feel I am not up to your standards. Maybe after a few weeks of careful penile exercises and penile diet I will improve the quality, and excellence of my penis and it will be worthy of your approval. Well, I better get back to rigorously exercising my penis organ.

wow youre the best.

and way hotter than when i first found your site from stileproject.

heh, blossoming.

toodles

Just surfed in but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I hope it rocks!

Happy B-day Lina.

Happy Birthday, Lina. Your mom sounds cool.

We'll never be to old to have web cams. Remember we're just leading the field. Eventually everyone will be just like us...

...or you if they're lucky.

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