I got this Lina balloon for my birthday.
I don't know what is wrong with me lately, I just hate updating. Much has happened since my last update. I think the last time I really posted was my birthday; I said I was getting sick. Turned out that I had bronchitis--this was the second year in a row I've had bronchitis on my birthday. Nonetheless, I went to see Mamma Mia and had a wonderful time. I also had a roller-skating party which was pretty rad. I'm not a great skater but what I lack in skill I make up for in spirit. We ate cupcakes at said party--chocolate with pink frosting.
Then, on my spring break, I went to New York for a week. I got to hang out with Frances see the fam, and shop at H&M. Pretty much all the things I ask for in life. I also saw my friend Iris, and she gave me the wonderful "Second Base" shirt that you see below. Do you remember our debate on the bases?
Me and Iris at Beavher.
Some other exciting things are happening in Lina land. The thing is, these things aren't particularly amusing or interesting, which is probably why I haven't updated lately. I'm almost done with college. Shocking, really, since I started nine years ago. My family practically begged me, so I won't be attending the graduation ceremonies. Apparently none of my fair-skinned relatives relish the thought of sitting in a folding chair for three hours and getting a sunburn. If you are interested in my academic life (and you should be) check out my content page; I added three newish papers there.
I got a part time job doing investigative work which I hope will facilitate me becoming a better stalker. I think things can only get better from here. I've been trying to facilitate a possible trip to Paris. While thinking about it, I tried to figure out if I could communicate in French. I realized that the only words I know how to say in French are, "I love you," and "yes." I think I'll get along in France just fine.
If you were my children, I'd beat you like the filthy whore potatos that you are. Floozen snot waulers
séamus | May 4, 2004 6:04 AMGOD DAMN IT YOURE HOTT
DAMN IT | April 27, 2004 12:40 AMI love your shirt.
Brian | April 24, 2004 1:52 PMPS: Anyone who thinks the grammar of my first "Andreas phrase" incorrect has obviously never studied philosophy and therefore fell directly into my existential mind maze, which offers four different types of despair.
Andreas | April 18, 2004 9:39 PMLina,
Listed below are the phrases I have found most useful during my travels in France. I hope they come in useful.
1. "C'est une punch, mon ami!" (to be immediately followed/preceded by a strike to the face)
2. "Heidegger was NOT a Nazi. You, however, are a fool!" (same directions as above)
3. "I am an undefeated cagefighter and Hollywood scriptwriter, and I have been to Ian 'Beverly Hills 90210' Ziering's house several times." (combat optional)
4. "I taught Shaq everything he knows about fighting, and I find your gestures and facial expressions disrespectful." (combat optional, possibly inevitable)
And finally:
5. "I must leave for a short time, but I trust you will remain intellectually honest during my absence." (combat optional)
Remember never to stop talking in your German accent (which should be quite good by now), even when speaking a so-called "foreign language" or when travel guides have foolishly deemed it inappropriate. Best of luck.
Andreas | April 18, 2004 9:37 PMSO WHAT? After careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that YOU ARE GORGEOUS.H.A.G.O.
BFD | April 18, 2004 12:06 AMNine years in college, you are a beginner.
stale79 | April 16, 2004 3:11 PMsince the other suggestions suck, here are some useful formulas:
Where can I buy beer?
Où puis-je acheter de la bière?
Leave me alone, fuckhead!
Fous-moi la paix, connard!
Is there any places where I could get to see a male prostitute doing a threesome with a duck and an alpine squirrel?
Phil | April 15, 2004 4:55 PMOù pourrais-je voir un gigolot faire l'amour à un canard et un écureuil alpin?
(this is actually a very popular one in these times of trouble)
now you just need a pair of underwear that say 'third base'.
by the way, im in fricken germany.
XAdamDX | April 14, 2004 10:33 AMhow in the hell did i come to this page? i was searching something in yahoo and BAM..and who the hell is Lina.
ps : Lina is a weird name O_o
jerry | April 13, 2004 3:53 PMWelcome back. GREAT to hear from you.
Big love
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Pete | April 11, 2004 11:05 AMHere's my contribution to your miseducation-
zut!
damn!
mon cul!
my ass!
putain!
goddammit! oh my god!
-literally, this means whore-
avoir le demon de midi
to suffer from middle-aged horniness.
So many ways to curse, so little time...
Kevin | April 10, 2004 6:18 PMKevin