"We will be conducting interviews among men & women 21-45 who participate in one or more of the following activities:
So since I am an under-qualified, unemployed loser, I gave them a call. They called me back and got my web site address to confirm that I really had one, and asked me a few questions about my site and activities therein. They said they had to review it and that they would call me back.
About an hour later the phone rang, it was the market research firm. The guy said to me, "I'm really sorry, I thought you were perfect for this group. You fit all the requirements perfectly, but the client looked at your site and there was something that they didn't like."
I of course, assumed it was the many, many pictures of penises with my name on them, but I asked anyway. "What was wrong with my site?"
"Well frankly," he paused for a second, "they said that you, well, that you just didn't talk about yourself enough."
As the kids on the Internet would say, LOL.
hello
Bandit Bitch | November 11, 2004 6:03 AM"September 09, 2004 Believe it or not"
well i dont believe it you BIG LYING SLUT. YOURE A LIAR
LIAR | September 21, 2004 2:24 PMAs I recall, this blog isn't journalism.
http://www.shutitdown.net/archives/000194.html
You could simply lie and claim to be a serial-killing lesbian stripper with a day job as an aide to a slightly balding chubby congresswoman with too may cats!
Michael | September 17, 2004 3:18 PMI don't know..
I'd say you talk about yourself alot.
Maybe if you became a stripper and blogged about the experience, they'd accept you?
Brian | September 17, 2004 2:09 PMchump
t | September 16, 2004 10:02 PMThere is hope for the world yet, JC.
k | September 14, 2004 9:07 PMI don't know why it makes me so happy that Michael wasn't the first to post.
John Christ | September 14, 2004 2:54 PMHi Lina, I hope being back in the United Snakes isn't too much of a let down!
rachel | September 10, 2004 2:46 PMDid you see that 'director's cut' of "Donnie Darko" that's out now? What did you think? Take care, Rachel.
I love Lina. As we all know it is and shall remain an unrequited love.
Michael
Michael | September 9, 2004 2:33 AM