The other day at work I felt strange. Although I am rarely afflicted by illness, I intuitively knew that I was sick. My pulse was rapid, my skin prickled. I had a nervous energy and couldn't concentrate.
I went to a co-worker's desk and presented myself to her. "I feel weird," I said. "Do I look sick?"
"No," she said.
A look of slight confusion crossed her face and she said, "You're smiling. Maybe you're just...happy."
I'm hoping something awful will happen so I can go back to feeling normal.
YOU ARE A CRYBABY.
But you can be forgiven for being redhead. Lucky you.
stale79 | December 17, 2005 8:23 AMDo people really still cyber sex? Hey Lina that was pretty cheezy even for you. It might go good with that broccoli in the picture though. Seriously though, I'm glad you're happy. Be careful driving while under this condition though. ;)
bright lights bda | December 13, 2005 1:43 PMwhat if i call you a slut and a whore, and then dickslap you in front of your family, and then they applaud my actions, and it is anonymously yet strongly suggested from within the pack that i recieve a blowjob from one of the younger and prettier females of the extended family
or i could just remind you that, according to thousands of years of recorded history, god himself decreed that this is what women were made for
jon | December 12, 2005 4:37 PM