Although my flirtations with Judaism have been short-lived, I'm saddled with an incredibly Semitic last name. Think along the lines of "Steinbergstein."
Therefore, I'm constantly surprised that I'm asked about my plans for the anniversary of the birth of Christ. It's happened so many times at work this week, that I've gotten my routine down.
Coworker: So, what are you doing for Christmas?
Me (snidely): Being Jewish.
Coworker (flustered): Oh, yeah, oops, sorry!
What are you doing for, um, Hanukkah?
Me (sporting a shit-eating grin): Hey, don't worry about it! I hate the Jews as much as anyone else!
Uncomfortable silence. End scene.
So what did you do for Christmas?
iris smyles | December 27, 2005 9:52 PMhmmm...
bright lights bda | December 22, 2005 2:29 PMLina, you're adorable!
Christian | December 21, 2005 11:05 PM