As each year draws to a close, my friend Kathleen likes to make a list of the people she has slept with in the past year. Has she made any noticable improvements since the year before in either quality or quantity? Are there any noticeable trends or patterns? Most importantly, what, through close examination, can she predict for the year at hand?
As counting one's sexual encounters is rather coarse for a well-bred girl such as myself, I try to limit myself to other, less base, evaluations.
Heart-wrenching breakups: 1.5
First dates: 7?
Countries visited: 2
Countries dated: 5
Countries considered: 25
Pictures of cocks with "Lina" written on them received: 8
Dental appointments: 3
Episodes of Law and Order: SVU's watched: countless
YTMNDs created: 27
Job titles: 3
Number of times I said "I hate everything" over instant messenger: 136
Sessions of tattoo removal: 5
Popes dead: 1
Car accidents: 2
Shirts with collars: 7
Cable TV: got it.
401(k): check.
Shoes purchased: 13 pairs
Teeth lost: 0
Number of haircuts: 6
I ran out of ideas for my list. Little help?
Number of O's reached ???? Just curious!
C Proceller | February 6, 2006 11:54 AMJews dissapointed: One, that I know of.
El | January 17, 2006 12:25 PMHeart-wrenching breakups: 1.5 ??????
fracaso79 | January 12, 2006 10:12 PMFranny actually hates the word "panties." It's one of her pet peeves in life. I'm shocked and awed that she used it. Shock and awe, my friends.
Lina | January 8, 2006 4:18 PMThank you, Franny. I'm german and my school-english is not the best, but I'm sure I mean panties ;-)
Christian | January 7, 2006 1:48 AMChristian, don't you mean *panties*?
Franny | January 6, 2006 4:04 PMHow about new words added to your vocabulary?
bright lights bda | January 6, 2006 11:02 AM13 pairs of shoes, but what about your underwear?
Christian | January 6, 2006 9:23 AM