The other day, my parents came over to my house and presented me with a bouquet of flowers, yellow daffodils. They then proceeded to take their house key back from me, and dumped me. It was reminiscent of the time that guy from Rancid took me out on a second date in order to dump me from our first date. I mean, why the flowers? Who gets dumped by their parents?
My parents are the shittiest boyfriend I've ever had.
Wanna talk about bad. You haven't been out with ME yet. heh heh
bright lights bda | March 24, 2006 2:43 PMI won't sue you. I promise.
Lina | March 23, 2006 8:31 PM'My parents are the shittiest boyfriend I've ever had.'
Awesome, I'll take this sentence as signature if you don't ask me for copyrights.
stale79 | March 23, 2006 3:03 PMI mean it's awesome, but it's just a sentence, i'm not gonna pay for it, I mean, it's not... porn.