Things:
I was in Fruitvale the other evening and saw a dwarf hooker. No, seriously. She was a 'little person,' and she was soliciting 'johns' for 'sex.' It was rad.
Bought a ticket to go to Mexico on Tuesday. I was sick of waiting. I'm hoping to get new freckles and a Hispanic boyfriend.
I've decided never to have children, thus sparing myself the pleasure of not allowing my parents to meet their grandkids.
I went on a date with a fellow with two Morrissey tattoos. I don't know if this was the worst decision I've ever made, or the logical conclusion to a plan I set in motion many, many years ago.
My brain just shit its pants: LOL.
By on May 17, 2006 9:34 AM
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Hi I am planning on citing your Gang Tattoos: Signs of belonging and the Transience of Signs.
haelee | May 31, 2006 3:35 PMi think that dudes brain just shit its pants
color | May 29, 2006 3:30 AMhttp://www.nme.com/news/smiths/23174
Erin | May 28, 2006 3:15 PMbright lights needs to change the light bulb
sheila | May 23, 2006 7:54 PMYou really could just email the few of us this info. lol
bright lights bda | May 22, 2006 3:19 PMYou really could just email the few of us this info. lol
bright lights bda | May 22, 2006 3:19 PMYou really could just email the few of us this info. lol
bright lights bda | May 22, 2006 3:19 PM