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Why does every interaction I have with a human male inevitably make me feel like I've just been punched in the gut?

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Because you are morbidly heterosexual.
START NAILING BARELY LEGAL GIRLS!

The attention I receive here is pretty minimal compared to when I wear a low cut shirt to a bar. It must be the Jesus reason, then.

you are most likely interacting with worthless males... because (perhaps unconsciously) you enjoy the attention you can receive after telling others about the unsuccessful interaction--i.e. through rhetorical questions on your blog. or, maybe you are a masochist.

Because you need a postive relationship with Jesus or you associate with really violent dudes. Perhaps they're just repulsive.

 

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