All of my Spain food talk made me fondly remember my meat smuggling history in August of '04. This just whet my appetite for importing and exporting contraband. Only two months later, I smuggled my sugar glider, Cookie, back to New York and into the hands of the man that loved her best. Sugar gliders are not only illegal in both California and New York City, as well as on airplanes. However, with a note from my therapist, I managed to get her into flight. I found the letter while packing, and have faithfully typed it below.
Oct 18, 2004
To Whom it May Concern: This letter is regarding my psychotherapy patient, Ms. Lina [Redacted]. Due to Ms. [Redacted]'s psychological issues of depression and anxiety, I believe it would be important and helpful for her if she can fly with her pet "Cookie" on her flight back east. This would make her more comfortable and psychologically secure. Thank you for being sensitive to my client's needs and I'm certain this will make her trip much more enjoyable.
Sincerely,
[Name Redacted], LCSW
