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The yearly Valentine's update

I'm running out of soul-crushing stories from Valentine's past, but I suppose I can share that last year on this fateful day I found myself in a Korean karaoke bar and ended up walking out in tears before midnight. This might be because my singing ability can only be described as heinous, or so I told myself on the two mile walk home.

This year, though, I decided to be proactive and sent the Polack a love poem. I was a little nervous--I've learned from my traumatic past relationships that one should never let a boy know that one likes him. There is nothing that can ruin a relationship like signs of affection. However, I decided to drop my guard and let him know how I truly feel. Although I'm too shy to post the entire text here, I will give you a one line sample:

'Why would I have ever let this Pole stick it in my Jewish hole?'

No one can say that I don't know how to bring the romance.

If you've never read my Valentine's posts from previous years, it's well worth it to check them out:

  • My Valentine's playlist.
  • 6th grade Valentine humiliation.
  • The blow-up doll Valentine.
  • Let me get my hands on your mammary glands.
  • 5 Comments

    How about practicing your lush descriptive writing skills and give us a pulse pounding description of the young man?

    How about practicing your lush descriptive writing skills and give us a pulse pounding description of the young man?

    The eternal optimist in me is glad it was not plural.

    Happy February, cupcake.xoxox

    That bit of poetry is away-message worthy. And I'm rereading the Valentine's day stories, as they are classics. Happy VD, Lina.

    Oh. Also, happy Valentine's day. (:

    I really don't know why you're so shy. This simple sample is totally overflowing with romance.


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