I'm running out of soul-crushing stories from Valentine's past, but I suppose I can share that last year on this fateful day I found myself in a Korean karaoke bar and ended up walking out in tears before midnight. This might be because my singing ability can only be described as heinous, or so I told myself on the two mile walk home.
This year, though, I decided to be proactive and sent the Polack a love poem. I was a little nervous--I've learned from my traumatic past relationships that one should never let a boy know that one likes him. There is nothing that can ruin a relationship like signs of affection. However, I decided to drop my guard and let him know how I truly feel. Although I'm too shy to post the entire text here, I will give you a one line sample:
'Why would I have ever let this Pole stick it in my Jewish hole?'
No one can say that I don't know how to bring the romance.
If you've never read my Valentine's posts from previous years, it's well worth it to check them out:
How about practicing your lush descriptive writing skills and give us a pulse pounding description of the young man?
rachel | February 21, 2007 4:04 PMHow about practicing your lush descriptive writing skills and give us a pulse pounding description of the young man?
rachel | February 21, 2007 4:04 PMThe eternal optimist in me is glad it was not plural.
Happy February, cupcake.xoxox
k | February 19, 2007 1:47 PMThat bit of poetry is away-message worthy. And I'm rereading the Valentine's day stories, as they are classics. Happy VD, Lina.
Oh. Also, happy Valentine's day. (:
Brandy | February 18, 2007 8:51 AMI really don't know why you're so shy. This simple sample is totally overflowing with romance.
Christian | February 15, 2007 2:29 PM