On never going to grad school

Lina: i just cant see why i should have family
Lina: an apathetic brother is enough
Max: i want an apathetic brother
Max: but not really enough to use the word want
Lina: i could become a lesbian
Max: i guess "wouldn't mind"
Lina: me being a gaybot?
Max: no i was talking about an apathetic brother
Lina: so what can i do to make you love me?
Max: nothing as far as i know