Things I would like to do:
--Write one more mediocre YA novel and then write a memoir combining all of the best bits of Girl Interrupted, Wasted, Prozac Nation, The Basketball Diaries and Sellevision. Luckily, I have most disorders and ailments on lockdown and a career in advertising. If only I came across a vicious dog, I could work in a little Autobiography of a Face as well
--Somehow make a career out of writing pseudo-legal documents, and/or wiki entries (see Dustin Diamond)
--Do yoga and not be embarrassed about it
--Write a book like David Sedaris where I wrote a dozen witty anecdotes that gently poke fun at myself, and makes my family look foolish
--Go somewhere, South America or Southeast Asia and loaf. Like Larry Darrell
--Write a sex and dating column for someone. Anyone
--Get a dachshund named Weenie
--Have a mock court or debate team with my friends where we argue important points about issues such as the economies of facial stubble and ringpiece transplant surgery
--Learn how to digital DJ. Take the nu-disco movement by storm
--Be a better person
Sweetheart, I've known about you and the yoga for a long time. And I've been practicing acceptance since then.
Lina | January 8, 2008 10:58 PMIf it makes you feel any better, I practice yoga about five times a week now. Start by not making fun of me, and see how it feels.
Frances | January 8, 2008 6:53 PM