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The greatest pleasure I have in life is stalking and obsessing (mainly obsessing). This is because in real life, people are generally disappointing. In my head, or on their blog, or deep in the public archives they are fascinating. I wish I could like people up close as much as I do from afar.

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That sounds eerily like our late lamented Charles Decarlo. He could be affectionate from afar and totally taciturn close to. His critical comments upon one's human failings could be terrifying. Be careful, that way lies depression and alcohol.

I was going to post about how creeptastic your stalking of the other Lina G. was, but I think if another Brandy Vogeding existed in the world wide web I would probably stalk her too. Perhaps I would even send her helpful advice like, "Stop trying to spell your name with an 'i', it makes you seem more slutty" or, "Dye your hair red for two years, then stop and cut it off. People like that."

Nothing comes up if you google my name because I am not a unique and beautiful internet snowflake, but if you google Vogeding and go to "images" you can find a picture of my grandmother and great-second-cousin-uncle who is a pastor of the First Florida Congregation of Floridians or something like that.


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