shutitdown: taking one for the anecdote

chatting it up

° me too  Patrick: like, i wish you were as cool IRL as you are on your blog...
° Spreading the gospel  Frances: the first time i heard 'hella' was out of your mouth, i believe Lina: you're welcome...
° gimme gimme  Lina: i was thinking about getting shock treatment Lina: like in the ramones song Frances: how about a lobotomy? Lina:...
° Untermenschen  Lina: the untermensch Lina: that's my new nickname for him Lina: isn't that cute? Lina: "The Nazi ideology considered the...
° Turkey lurkey  Lina: no one invited my brother for Thanksgiving Roisin: awwww Roisin: they must really dislike him Roisin: or do Jewish...
° Strangely happy  I'm happy in Dublin. It's weird. In response to a complaint from a Dubliner that I only write about things...
° My life as a megamix  Lina: do you know Karen Finley? Lina: I'm looking for a 12" single by her Matt: who's that? Lina: she...
° It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.  Lina: There's this talking Eeyore doll Lina: I want it really bad Lina: To put on my desk Lina: So...
° According to Tom Cruise  Lina: "Meaningless sex outside of a relationship is really horrible and pathetic and lonely." - Tom Cruise Iris: I agree....
° Mad world  Lina: im thinking about slitting my wrists Lina: or hiring a housecleaner Lina: or both Lina: but im not sure...
° Gone wild  Lina: i'm like Lina: lina gone wild Fran: you really are Fran: your life is like a chick lit novel...
° The grand tour.  spoonery (9:40:58 AM): youre going to update right spoonery (9:40:59 AM): you have like 20 minutes spoonery (9:41:21 AM): i...
° Faking it.  I have much to update about the events of the past few weeks (such as the trip to NYC with...
° Quoth the Frances (and my mother and the mechanic...)  My Mother on my Upcoming Root Canal My Mom: I think this is one of those situations where it's appropriate...
° what a workout part 2  ...
° what a workout  ...
° the goat explained it remember?  Clearly, I was slightly confused by this missive. I hopped on over to the Babel Fish Translation Device and...
° tru luv  ...
° I like it when they use words like "shrimptastic" in Sizzler commercials.  FriezaOwnsYou: Hiya bitchface! FriezaOwnsYou: Biiitchface... FriezaOwnsYou: Wake up! FriezaOwnsYou: Come on, Slutsy. ReiAyanami Moo: Hi Leprechaun King! ReiAyanami Moo: Nyah...
° aim today.  SabapathyR: hey there Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at...
° I am forming an army of Linas and together we will achieve world domination.  Now, as you may recall, there has been some excitement here at shutitdown now that a new Lina has been...
° Too much Lina  ThumbeLinaLZ: OMG my name is Lina Too ThumbeLinaLZ: I swear that is y my screen name is thumbeLINAlz and the...
° I go from one extreme to another  mr stretchy: thats a great story mr stretchy: you live a life of pure drama Lina: i basically live for...
° You guys better not narc on me...  Lina: dude my mom said the word "pudendum" to me today frangrit: STFU Lina: yeah it was pretty fucked up...
° we are so funny  ...
° birthday!  ...
° <dan_> LINA IS MY DADDY  <dan_> LINA IS MY DADDY <dan_> LINA IS MY DADDY <dan_> LINA IS MY DADDY I'm thinking about stalking this...