shutitdown: taking one for the anecdote

conversations with Max

° It's sort of true  Discussing a (very) young man with my brother: Max: are you going to make out with [him] Lina: i don't...
° Mules  So my brother is coming over to visit me, and I've been frantically ordering things to his apartment so that...
° On never going to grad school  Lina: i just cant see why i should have family Lina: an apathetic brother is enough Max: i want an...
° Delays  Lina: im at LAX Lina: delayed two hours Lina: but Lina: who is going to be an ex-pat by tomorrow?...
° It's a cruel, cruel summer  Lina: It's 99 degrees here Lina: and there's no AC Max: i dropped a hot slice of pizza on my...
° The one who loves  I like to think of my brother as my mini-me. He does not like to think this however, and has,...
° My Valentine's playlist  Covering the entire span of my romantic life in just three songs: Love to Hate You - Erasure Loving...
° Interfamilal Instant Messaging  The cast: My father. My uncle Peter. My younger brother, Max. Father: Peter says that Max is quoted in today's...
° How my little brother cheers me up  max: i saw a little kid vomit on the sidewalk today max: outside of radio city music hall max: it...
° On being awful  lina: i was driving today and a handicapped person cut me off lina: and i was thinking lina: i wish...
° 9/11  On September 11th, 2001 I was newly unemployed and living in New York City. I was woken that morning by...
° My league of nations.  After the dissolution of my most recent entanglement, I found myself talking to my mother, once again, about my romantic...
° Dating my family  Over the last week and a half, I was in New York for a family event. As such, my entire...
° loling  max: i said lol irl to someone lina: like, irl? max: and they said you cant say lol irl max:...
° Halloween, sibling orgy and a memory.  Halloween, Lina Squared-style. Here's me and the other Lina on Halloween. Yes, we were "Nurs Lina." What I love...
° More about Tijuana whores.  Yet another conversation with my little brother.... lina: let's go to tijuana max: when? lina: soon max: will you give...
° An early morning conversation with my brother.  lina (8:46:14 AM): dude the most fucked up thing happened this morning max werkn (8:46:21 AM): ? lina (8:46:26 AM):...
° attacked!!  Lina (4:03:09 PM): the craziest thing just happened Lina (4:05:21 PM): are you there??? max (4:06:31 PM): yeah Lina (4:06:59...