shutitdown: taking one for the anecdote

nyc

° 9/11  A: Knock, knock! B: Who's there? A: 9/11 B: 9/11 who? A: You said you'd never forget :( Read my...
° How my little brother cheers me up  max: i saw a little kid vomit on the sidewalk today max: outside of radio city music hall max: it...
° 9/11  On September 11th, 2001 I was newly unemployed and living in New York City. I was woken that morning by...
° In the city  I'm sweating out of pores I didn't know I had. Why, you ask? Because I'm in New York. In August....
° Dating my family  Over the last week and a half, I was in New York for a family event. As such, my entire...
° A clean bill of health.  One morning, a number of years ago, I woke up with a sore throat. This, of course, was not completely...
° DJ Mittens  When I introduced Billy to my roommate Nivan, it was for both the first as last time, as he was...
° Who's your daddy boss?  The day I was leaving New York, my brother saw Tony Danza skulking about on my grandparent's street. I...
° Not funny.  My brother teaching Red about "the shocker." I'm in New York right now, where I came to watch my grandfather...
° Enough.  Everybody said they'd stand behind me When the game got rough But the joke was on me There was nobody...
° Lina deli.  Lina Squared takes on NYC. Okay, I guess it is old news now to all of the people that call...
° Lina does New York.  Me and Teresa on the old MTA.So New York. I had a great time in my old stomping grounds. I...
° NY Lina vs. Cali Lina  Do you see a difference? New York Lina California Lina First one to get the right answer gets a prize!...
° LOVE ME  Ahh I am so overworked already. I am trying to be a good student which means not writing website all...
° labor day in nyc...  I don't know why I can't force myself to update this site. I can't believe you people get on without...
° cheating assholes.  I was sitting in front of my building last night; as two girls walked by I could hear part of...
° Bronx zoo-style.    I know everyone was desperately wondering how my trip to the South Bronx was. I have received dozens...
° espanol?  If anyone knows how to say, "The smell of urine coming from your apartment is so overpowering that the entire...
° squirrel saga part tres    On the squirrel front, I spent a little while checking out the CDC info on squirrels and rabies....
° when squirrels attack!  ...
° attacked!!  Lina (4:03:09 PM): the craziest thing just happened Lina (4:05:21 PM): are you there??? max (4:06:31 PM): yeah Lina (4:06:59...
° turkey.  I put up this ad for a free frozen turkey and already got 6 frantic letters. :D...
° runway.  This one time, back when I still left my apartment, I went out to this club called Tunnel. Now, if...
° I hate cops and Nay loves me.  Today Fran and I went to the Police Station. Here's how things went down. Me: I want to file a...
° finally, a post!  Well, I had a fabu time in California. If the financial aid situation comes through, I think will move there....
° bright lights, big dick in my ass.  Here is the story that I promised a few days ago, called, "BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG DICK IN MY ASS." It's...
° men think  Men think that when they are sitting on the bus if they spread their legs really REALLY wide it makes...