shutitdown: taking one for the anecdote

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° Interfamilal Instant Messaging  The cast: My father. My uncle Peter. My younger brother, Max. Father: Peter says that Max is quoted in today's...
° On sale now!  My essay, 'Raising the Flags of Europe' is in this month's Playgirl magazine. Go check it out and see how...
° They're back!  The cock gallery is back in its full glory. And it's not safe for work....
° A small preview  My masterpiece is going to be published in the March issue of Playgirl (allegedly). I'm expecting each and every shutitdown...
° My career as a pornographer.  "I don't want you writing for Playgirl," my grandmother insisted as my family and mother looked on, snickering. "Well what...
° Porn shopping with the fam  The fruits of my labor are finally paying off...sort of. A few days ago I got an email from a...
° Dick pics and possible careers  First off--check this one out. I went to the career center the other day with the hopes that they would...
° School's out.  I took my last final yesterday, and now my summer stretches out before me like some vast, unending wasteland. Luckily,...
° Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..  So I have been thinking about updating since Monday, when I met my doppelganger, THE OTHER LINA. She is in...
° Baby Jesus.  I think it's time that I own some Jesus sex toys....
° New Year  If you came here searching for penis and wanting pictures of dicks, you will have much better luck here....
° Done!  I am finally done with the semester, and to celebrate with all of you, I thought I would put some...
° facial debutantes?  Okay, fess up! Who's been using my credit card to purchase 15 different subscriptions to porn sites such as "facial...