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Frances: the first time i heard 'hella' was out of your mouth, i believe
Lina: you're welcome
Lina: you're welcome
Lina: i was thinking about getting shock treatment
Lina: like in the ramones song
Frances: how about a lobotomy?
Lina: that's a little extreme
Frances: hahaha
Lina: i'm being serious
Frances: i thought that didn't work?
Lina: i think it does sometimes
Lina: didn't sylvia plath do it a few times?
Frances: yeah, look at the results
Lina: she wrote a novel
Frances: and then killed herself
Lina: at least she wrote the novel first
Lina: like in the ramones song
Frances: how about a lobotomy?
Lina: that's a little extreme
Frances: hahaha
Lina: i'm being serious
Frances: i thought that didn't work?
Lina: i think it does sometimes
Lina: didn't sylvia plath do it a few times?
Frances: yeah, look at the results
Lina: she wrote a novel
Frances: and then killed herself
Lina: at least she wrote the novel first
In other news, I start my novel writing class next week!
Lina: the untermensch
Lina: that's my new nickname for him
Lina: isn't that cute?
Lina: "The Nazi ideology considered the Polish to be eugenically inferior untermensch (sub-humans) worthy only of enslavement or extermination."
Spot: i think if you referred to him while spitting out "du bist der untermensch" that it would have a certain nigger - reclaiming aspect to it
Spot: the preposition really clarifies the term
Spot: der untermensch
Spot: or it could be das
Lina: that's my new nickname for him
Lina: isn't that cute?
Lina: "The Nazi ideology considered the Polish to be eugenically inferior untermensch (sub-humans) worthy only of enslavement or extermination."
Spot: i think if you referred to him while spitting out "du bist der untermensch" that it would have a certain nigger - reclaiming aspect to it
Spot: the preposition really clarifies the term
Spot: der untermensch
Spot: or it could be das
Lina: what
Lina: untermenschen is also cute
Lina: sounds like a diminutive
Spot: i like it - he is only a part of the inferiour people - not even entitled to be labeled one of them himself. it's like being nigger-esque
Spot: or nigger-ish
Spot: you do know you will lose him if you keep up this approach ?
Lina: seriously?
Spot: did you bring your self-help books with you ?
Lina: he sent me a text referring to my big jewish nose
Lina: this is a 2-sided street, my friend
Simon: drive on sister!
Lina: no one invited my brother for Thanksgiving
Roisin: awwww
Roisin: they must really dislike him
Roisin: or do Jewish people not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Lina: my family is just full of dicks
Roisin: ah
Roisin: genetic?
Lina: must be
Lina: to be honest, I think it's nurture over nature
Lina: but either way
Lina: same difference
Roisin: it is always hard to differentiate
Roisin: you need an adopted cousin really if we are to get to the bottom of this
Lina: I have one
Lina: he got a girl pregnant in rehab
Roisin: so it is nurture
Roisin: glad that's resolved
Roisin: awwww
Roisin: they must really dislike him
Roisin: or do Jewish people not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Lina: my family is just full of dicks
Roisin: ah
Roisin: genetic?
Lina: must be
Lina: to be honest, I think it's nurture over nature
Lina: but either way
Lina: same difference
Roisin: it is always hard to differentiate
Roisin: you need an adopted cousin really if we are to get to the bottom of this
Lina: I have one
Lina: he got a girl pregnant in rehab
Roisin: so it is nurture
Roisin: glad that's resolved
I'm happy in Dublin. It's weird.
The accents. So cute.
Hilarious, dry Irish boys who say to me, "It took me 6 hours at the pub with you, but I've finally realized that you are the most sarcastic person I've ever met in my life."
Hot foreign boys.
Riding bicycles with handsome Dutch boys with prominent cheekbones.
Cab drivers always talk to me, whether I want them to or not. Generally they are interesting or funny or both, and always ask me where I am from and tell me stories about that time they went to California.
That cab drivers here can afford to go to California.
Boys here dance!
I don't need a car. I walk.
The term "taking the piss."
Nightlife on weekdays.
Day trips all over Ireland.
Weekend trips all over Europe.
Food being described as "lovely, gorgeous, grand and brilliant." None of these words are ones I would think of to describe food. They've revolutionized language over here.
Speaking of language, the Irish vernacular includes many words and expressions that we phased out over a hundred years ago in America. When they have a buzz, they call it "merry." I love it.
The international feel--because of the low tax rates companies are basing their main operations in Dublin and bringing employees from all over Europe. Doing wonders for my project.
My job here is great.
People are funny, fun and like to socialize. Nuts.
There's history here. We don't have that in the States.
It's beautiful.
The streets where all the doors are painted primary colors.
In general, my peers are not obsessed with wearing clothes only because they are expensive. For once, I'm the most shallow one. I think this will be a good influence on me.
Today I found a store called "Asian Market." It has amazing products covering a range of cuisines: Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Indian. Most importantly though, Korean.
In response to a complaint from a Dubliner that I only write about things that I am dissatisfied with, here's a list of things I like in Dublin:
Chat log of the day:
Lina: I have kimchi now
Lina: I'm so fucking happy
Pamela: that's all you need
Pamela: and I do not need cigarettes or boyfriends
Pamela: I'm happy with my creativity
Lina: I do not need cigarettes or boyfriends
Lina: I'm happy with my kimchi
I think maybe I could stay here for a while.
Lina: do you know Karen Finley?
Lina: I'm looking for a 12" single by her
Matt: who's that?
Lina: she has a really good song called 'Lick It'
Lina: on an album 'Fear of Living'
Lina: she was just some nutjob
Lina: With a good beat backing her up
Matt: hahah
Matt: aren't they all
Matt: kind of like you and me, Lina
Matt: you're the nutjob and I'm the beat
Lina: I'm looking for a 12" single by her
Matt: who's that?
Lina: she has a really good song called 'Lick It'
Lina: on an album 'Fear of Living'
Lina: she was just some nutjob
Lina: With a good beat backing her up
Matt: hahah
Matt: aren't they all
Matt: kind of like you and me, Lina
Matt: you're the nutjob and I'm the beat
Lina: There's this talking Eeyore doll
Lina: I want it really bad
Lina: To put on my desk
Lina: So when people walk in
Lina: I don't have to talk
Lina: I can just have the doll speak for me
Annie: Order it from Amazon
Annie: I'm sure you would be easily substituted by Eeyore
Lina: Seriously
Lina: It would solve my communication problems
Annie: I don't know that deferring all conversational responsibilities to Eeyore would necessarily be a 'solution.'
Lina: I wouldn't take it to meetings
Annie: christ
Lina: I want it really bad
Lina: To put on my desk
Lina: So when people walk in
Lina: I don't have to talk
Lina: I can just have the doll speak for me
Annie: Order it from Amazon
Annie: I'm sure you would be easily substituted by Eeyore
Lina: Seriously
Lina: It would solve my communication problems
Annie: I don't know that deferring all conversational responsibilities to Eeyore would necessarily be a 'solution.'
Lina: I wouldn't take it to meetings
Annie: christ
Lina: "Meaningless sex outside of a relationship is really horrible and pathetic and lonely." - Tom Cruise
Iris: I agree. sort of. it can also be fun.
Iris: I agree. sort of. it can also be fun.
Lina: im thinking about slitting my wrists
Lina: or hiring a housecleaner
Lina: or both
Lina: but im not sure in what order
Fran: don't bother with the housecleaner if you're going to slit your wrists
Lina: or hiring a housecleaner
Lina: or both
Lina: but im not sure in what order
Fran: don't bother with the housecleaner if you're going to slit your wrists
Lina: i'm like
Lina: lina gone wild
Fran: you really are
Fran: your life is like a chick lit novel
Lina: lina gone wild
Fran: you really are
Fran: your life is like a chick lit novel
spoonery (9:40:58 AM): youre going to update right
spoonery (9:40:59 AM): you have like 20 minutes
spoonery (9:41:21 AM): i wouldnt want your nerdlings thinking "what the hell is going on" for a month
lina (9:44:57 AM): so what should i say?
lina (9:45:01 AM): write me a script
spoonery (9:45:02 AM): that you are leaving
spoonery (9:45:05 AM): and your tooth is fine
spoonery (9:45:17 AM): and youre not going to smoke any more ever except maybe a little in europe
spoonery (9:45:23 AM): because you dont need to be frazzled in a foreign country
I have much to update about the events of the past few weeks (such as the trip to NYC with the other Lina and getting to watch midget porn in class) but I have just been too busy. However, Cleo over at Constellate.net IMed me today with news that was just too entertaining to not share with you my dear readers.
Constellate net: I emailed you about a FAKE LINA.
Constellate net: Who tried to seduce me AS YOU.
Constellate net:I thought it was great that not
only is an ugly girl using your pictures...
Constellate net: For e-seduction...
Constellate net: It's an ugly LESBIAN girl using
your pictures for e-seduction.
Read the conversation Cleo had with the imposter here.
Also, you should go visit Douglas who is now reviewing movies publicly, and not just through witty emails to his friends. As you may recall, Douglas has made claims about my behavior in college that I shall not detail here as they have yet to be verified and too many of my relatives read this site. Be assured, however, that the claims are juicy and embarrassing. Douglas also emailed me to assure me that he finds my site, "one of the few I *don't* find completely ranteriffic and self-indulgent." Since this is clearly a lie, it just serves to prove what a good friend Douglas is, even if he sometimes has a few drinks and throws things at me.
My Mother on my Upcoming Root Canal
My Mom: I think this is one of those situations where it's appropriate to raise your fists to the sky and curse your faggot God.
Frances on Meat
fran: haha
fran: i loved meat when i was 8 too
fran: i used to suck the blood out of steaks
fran: yumma
The Mechanic on my Driving
Mechanic: Well, you might want to tell whoever has been driving your car to STOP RIDING THE BRAKES.
*(this fellow obviously has no experience with CRASHING HIS CAR INTO FOUR OTHER CARS ON THE BAY BRIDGE AND THE RESULTING PARANOIA. fucker.)
Clearly, I was slightly confused by this missive. I hopped on over to the Babel Fish Translation Device and learned that I had just run across my new boyfriend.
crldabaliknjwfkr: i hump u good time for because
you leg are wetting
crldabaliknjwfkr: horny like lobster
crldabaliknjwfkr: you are see?
crldabaliknjwfkr: I would like to set a sausage
into its donkey
crldabaliknjwfkr: !
crldabaliknjwfkr: I her nut/mother, who I would
help them to get into the goat explained it remember?
crldabaliknjwfkr: HUMP YOU, I
crldabaliknjwfkr: I would enjoy to set a piece
corn into their drilling
crldabaliknjwfkr: do you remember me?
crldabaliknjwfkr: http://www.nb.no/assets/images/Roger_Arnhoff.jpg
What I appreciate most about the internet is the chance to participate in the global community and interact with a diverse group of mortals from other cultures. That and getting a piece of corn set into my drilling by a totally hot guy.
FriezaOwnsYou: Hiya bitchface!
FriezaOwnsYou: Biiitchface...
FriezaOwnsYou: Wake up!
FriezaOwnsYou: Come on, Slutsy.
FriezaOwnsYou: Biiitchface...
FriezaOwnsYou: Wake up!
FriezaOwnsYou: Come on, Slutsy.
ReiAyanami Moo: Hi Leprechaun King!
ReiAyanami Moo: Nyah nyah.
ReiAyanami Moo: Your a WOMAN.
ReiAyanami Moo: Stupid Woman cowering and un-responsive.
ReiAyanami Moo: Cowering and un-responsivity is
WOMANLY!
ILikeUWeArAThonG: em
ILikeUWeArAThonG: emm babie sexy oi
ILikeUWeArAThonG: cho anh keo' cai thong dinh vo
chim em di nhe
ILikeUWeArAThonG: lam cho em uot'
SabapathyR: hey there
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
SabapathyR: you could have just said that before
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina. I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you. I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut" to me, either.
SabapathyR: you could have just said that before
lawrencejdixon: what color panties are you wearing?
Or is that too forward?
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
lawrencejdixon: I don't like "auto-response"
BobUniverse: hi
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
BobUniverse: what?
BobUniverse: who are u?
BobUniverse: hello
BobUniverse: :'(
BobUniverse: fu
BobUniverse: bye
BobUniverse: yo
BobUniverse: hi
BobUniverse: hey
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
BobUniverse: fuck u
BobUniverse: yo
ThumbeLinaLZ: why dont you wanna talk to me?
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
ThumbeLinaLZ: ok my name is Lina I swear and for
proof you can tell by my sn thumbeLINAlz
ThumbeLinaLZ: i was just seeing if anyone would
have the sn of Lina
ThumbeLinaLZ: I cant believe that you have the
same name as me i have never met any1 else with that name
ThumbeLinaLZ: Hey Lina, my name is Lina 2 i swear
no crosses count!!!!!!!!!!!
clayton skaggs: aunt lina
Auto response from Lina: No, I am not your Aunt Lina.
I'm not related to you at all. I'm not Asian. I don't go to school with you.
I don't speak French. You don't know me, I swear. And don't say "salut"
to me, either.
clayton skaggs: CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER
p.s. speaking of sex offenders, visit cam mafia RIGHT NOW.
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