My latest claim to fame: I was the first "Review of the Day" on Yelp UK. This is probably the greatest accomplishment of my life to date. If you're following me on the Internet or whatever, check me out on Yelp.
And if you're really all into my Internets, the good people at YTMND have sponsored a discofinger contest. Remind yourself of what discofinger is again, and get cracking.